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Jackson Wang went abroad after graduating from high school. Why does he speak Chinese badly?

Jackson Wang, a successful fresh meat star, can be an instant hit, not without reason. His diligence and his own built-in aura greatly add a lot to their development trend, but why can he speak Jackson Wang Chinese in many China languages so badly?

The focus of Jackson Wang's work has shifted to Beijing, and everyone knows that Jackson Wang knows all kinds of language expressions, including Chinese, Korean, English, Shanghainese and Cantonese. Although I can say everything, I am not proficient in everything. In fact, the reason is very simple. Although Jackson Wang is a Hong Kong native, he went to an international school when he was a child and communicated in English, so his Chinese is not particularly good. The ridicule caused by Jackson Wang in the variety show is enough to make people laugh.

Because he set up his own personal studio "Team Wang", he sent his parents who had been living in China and Hong Kong to Beijing, and moved the center of work and family to Beijing.

Jackson Wang is loved by many audiences because of his brand image of smiling male god and very shy boy appearance? . Boys are cheerful and naughty, and handsome girls fans are fascinated? . Jackson Wang, a novice who became famous at the beginning of 20 14, and his companions had countless days and nights to train by themselves, which was the cost of their popularity in the development direction.

The development trend of Korean life, after returning to China, Jackson Wang showed discomfort in changing from Korean channel column to Chinese channel column in variety shows. However, it happened that he was ignorant, unknown and unclear, which made many unexpected jokes for the production of variety shows.

Jackson Wang joined us in the fight. Six cold male gods arrived in Guangzhou. Shuo Yang asked Gaga a "difficult" question: Which language are you best at? After listening to this question, quack quack doesn't even know what "good" means. He actually replied to Chinese! China people! China people! Even after croaking those words, we should be kind to them. Just when Gaga speaks Chinese best, Rain God gives them a little tongue twister in Mandarin ... If it collapses, it collapses.

Actually, it's a bit tricky to give Gaga a tongue twister in Mandarin. After all, many people say that tongue twisters in Mandarin are not very good. But other short stories, I can't save the day for quack quack.

Once Gaga Ga and Rain God sat on the steps and guessed the clues of the case, which may be an idiom. A Taiwan Province native and a Hong Kong native actually talked about idioms. It went well at first. In the future, Ga Ga Ga didn't know which tendon was wrong, so she casually said, "Where does drinking water come from?" After thinking about it, she changed it to "drinking water." The rain god on the side is even more stupid than quack quack quack. You can state it carefully: You need to know where the water comes from when drinking water. At this time, the staff said slowly: Drinking water is the source. ...

Once, when feeding Moby Dick in the Deep Sea Pavilion, Gaga looked at Jing Bo naively and said, What is Moby Dick? Bao Jing didn't know how to explain it. He thought for a long time before he said the truth (fee) that "dick is dick" Gaga incarnates 100 thousand why: why is it so big? Bao Jing is on the verge of collapse. "Because it is a whale." "Is a whale a kind of shark?" "Whale!" "Isn't the goldfish small?" "It's Moby Dick!" "Is Moby Dick a dolphin?" Looking for Bao Jing's psychological shadow area. Everyone says that Wang Kai has big feet. Gaga: "Toes are too long? Wrong. Feet too long? Wrong. Ah, I see, it's a foot! Toes! Answer! Dragon!

The football match is about to start. Gaga award rules of the game: which team plays for a long time means winning. Played for a long time? This is physical strength, not skill! Who runs for a long time wins? That's weird. Bao Jing also felt very strange and shouted for an interpreter. Shuoyang throws a fatal question: whether to play for a long time or play more. Gaga: When I say long, I mean a lot. have nothing to say in reply ...

In the first episode of "Some Eggs in the Refrigerator", He Jiong introduced Ryan and Chen Xiao who are in love. "The two guests invited today have a common feature, called' naked man'." Jackson Wang was at a loss and gave a big question mark to "Naked". He Jiong explained to him that another meaning of "naked" is to get rid of being single, and single people are also called "bachelors".

Apply what you have learned and call yourself "Wang Xueshi". Unexpectedly, in the subsequent program, I once foolishly said "I am a light stick" and became a live joke.

Ask Gaga which part is better when playing games. Gaga: I'm better down there. Everyone burst into laughter and asked him where it was below. Gaga means a leg. What a pure boy. He Laoshi's thoughtful explanation: Don't use this word indiscriminately, nudity means that ... honest and frank boy Gaga: I think it's okay, I just think it's better below! Why do you always laugh at me? I am in the tenth grade of Chinese. Aren't you satisfied? We are satisfied, quack, so satisfied, haha.