A classic joke about offering a reward.

1. A psychopath saved a drowning man.

The dean was very happy to say to the mental patient, "This time you saved a man who fell into the water and performed well, but unfortunately he hanged himself again."

The psychopath proudly said, "I hung him up to dry!" . . . .

2. It's the college entrance examination, and after the college entrance examination, it's the middle school entrance examination ... There are many kinds of questions and answers. I really admire today's students, who are free-thinking and unconstrained style, which is quite different from our routine at that time, hehe. Look at the fill-in-the-blank questions in a group of Chinese test papers-

1. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ After talking about it in class, I was dizzy again! The correct answer is "evening rain time")

4. Mayflies shake the tree, _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: Not moving at all (the correct answer is "ridiculous". Not moving, brilliant, very in line with the facts.)

5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: a villain takes away people's love (directly faints)

6. Poor people are alone, _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Students. Everyone in the world knows the monarch

Student A: As long as it looks like Saddam (Khan |||| ...)

8. there were other ladies in his court, three thousand of rare beauty, _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Student A: Iron bars will also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ ~ (the correct solution is "but his favours to three thousand were concentered in one body")

9. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

A classmate answered: plucking a phoenix is not as good as a chicken

Another classmate answered: both husband and wife return home (the correct solution is "yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn")

1. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

A classmate answered: The bedside fights and the bed ends. )

12. I hope people will live long. _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: One will last forever (I laughed at that time, but now I feel quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles * * * and a beautiful moon")

13. Egrets fly in front of the mount Cisai, _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: Climbing turtles by the river in the East Village (right)

14. I advise God to get back on his feet, _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: Show magical powers at a critical moment

Another student answers: the mouse son can make holes (the Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laugh wildly without images)

16. If it is sentimental, it will grow old, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: people don't waste their time. (The correct solution is "If the moon is long and round without hating", Li He's "Golden Copper Immortals Ode to Chinese Songs")

17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: Please don't tell him (the correct solution is "A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot")

18. Couplets will be written in the final exam. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Student A: It is a fool not to eat

Since ancient times, no one has died, _ _ _ _ _ _

Student A: There are only successive deaths

(The ending: the bird was left behind by the teacher to talk after the parent-teacher meeting ...)

2 The correct answer is "visible")

22. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, flying into the homes of ordinary people

Students answer: Kangjia Caiba TV set

23. Grape wine luminous cup, _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: a lot of money beauties < Pedestrians on the road want to kill their souls

the masterpiece of junior one students: ghosts knocking at the door in the middle of the night

25. Another time I tested Tao Yuanming's "I can't bend my back for five buckets of rice", and my classmates filled in "Just give me six buckets" ...

26. I am old and old, and my classmates answered _ _ _ _ _ _ _

. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Student A: Look at the present, stubbornly pestering and beating (the correct solution is "swallowing Wan Li like a tiger")

28. I got "three heads are better than two stooges, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _" in one exam in grade five

Student A: All stink. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "

Student A: I went to the hotel to carry the young lady to bed (his Chinese teacher almost vomited blood on the spot and died)

3. If the relationship lasts for a long time, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Student A: It's the time when they get married

31. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Student A: Money is not enough to spend by the end of the month

33. If there is affection, the day will be old, _ _ _ _ _ _

Student A: If there is affection, people will die early (the correct solution is "if there is no hate, the moon will be long")

34. Do you know? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "

Students answer: SORRY I, DON'T KNOW ... (The correct answer is" green manure and red thinness ")

36. I once tested a sentence by Mr. Lu Xun:" _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, I spilled my blood on Xuanyuan ".