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Deep feelings and no regrets are like a joke.

I think I did a good job, but it's still not what you want. Even if we are not together, don't lose touch with me.

One day you will die in the ward and never think of me again.

Loving you is my heroic dream, and it hurts all over.

If you can't forget it, start over. Because I never knew you.

I've been my lover ever since.

Time can turn cruel things into jokes.

Please, blame me. I am stupid enough to think that kindness is deep love.

How I want to hug you, but unfortunately, in time, there are mountains and rivers, and people come and go between you and me.

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have put my love in the same place.

Happiness is too difficult. Then I wish you peace.

Sometimes I can look at it indifferently, sometimes I am persistent.

Don't buy useless things, no matter how cheap; Don't depend on people you don't love, no matter how lonely they are.

There must always be a story to kill youth.

Love is like broken glass, even if it sticks, there will still be cracks.

Your casual love words have become my biggest concern.

I can't wait for the wind and you here.

I'm a little tired. I hope you have his company.

It's not your fault that we didn't arrive in time.

It is inevitable that you will feel lost when you are alone.

You're not playing dumb. You're really not moved.

Since you left, I have lived like you.

Maybe loneliness makes feelings fragile.

Your perfunctory is forcing me to leave step by step.

You are good at parting, and I am best at pretending not to care.

Dude, I want to tell you. ......

Hello, buddy. Do you find her so dependent on you? I don't think she can live without you. In fact, leaving you is really a very painful thing. But pain doesn't mean you can't live without it. Once she makes up her mind. Pack up sweet memories and broken hearts. Set foot on the road to leave you. She won't look back. Many years later. She may thank you for letting her down again and again. Let her leave you so decisively.

Hello, buddy. I want to tell you. Every girl has a sense of inferiority in her heart. Pretend to be dissatisfied with yourself. And all her dissatisfaction with herself comes from you. She wants to be the best herself in front of you. So please don't say how fat you are and how short you are. Turn that corner into a square. A really mature man. I will give my girl confidence and pride with love. Instead of this half-truths but the most hurtful ridicule.

Hello, buddy. Guess what? When a woman has a lover. The whole world has changed. Become more important than friends. Become coquettish. When I was sick, I stopped calling my mother and called you. So ... when she's unhappy. Both physically and mentally. Whether the discomfort is mild or severe. Please let her find you. Your smile and kiss. More useful than anything else.

Hello, buddy. You think? Girls are actually very sentimental. Love to tell you some love stories, small complaints and small blessings in words. Because they think so. Maybe you should read it when you are bored. Can feel even a little bit of happiness. In fact, they want you to write to yourself once in a while.

Hello, buddy. Do you know that?/You know what? Once a woman falls in love. No matter how independent the variety is, it will get used to dependence. So when something happens, she will call and text you. Do you know what this means? Alienate sisters. Give up your confidante. You are the only one left in her world.

Hello, buddy. Do you know what women fear most? You ignored her. This is the death of a woman. Because she became suspicious. Although she has convinced herself countless times. But she will be very insecure, afraid that you will not want her. So she will break up first, but your indifference will completely hurt her. But you gave her enthusiasm and tenderness. Has made her forget how to be independent.

Hello, buddy. Do you know what kind of mood she is waiting for your call or text message after quarreling with you? What she is waiting for is not your apology. Even listening to your breathing on the phone. Because she was afraid. That's it. Gradually. We will have nothing to say. Don't even bother to quarrel. So I'd better hang up.

Hello, buddy. Do you think her temper is getting worse? It's completely different from when we met. Because I care, I have many emotions. She is worried that you will not want her. She's afraid that you hate her. Therefore, I torture myself in the process of suffering every day. Every time she has a little mood and temper, she just hopes to get your comfort as she did at the beginning and tell her that you are still the man who loves her. Instead of ignoring her temper there.

Hello, buddy. Do you know that?/You know what? In fact, what she wants is not one sentence after another. I love you. Talk too much. Very cheap. I'm weak. What she wants is that you be careful once in a while. Let her know. In fact, you have been worried about her. I haven't forgotten.

Teacher, I want to tell you.

I collect and construct the most beautiful poems in my heart in the garden of vocabulary; I swam in the tide of rhyme and wrote the most beautiful music in my heart.

Ah! Dear teacher, I dedicate my confidence to you; I sing a warm hymn for you!

At this moment, your favorite students have thousands of words to say to you and thousands of songs to sing to you. Thank you for your meticulous care. Thank you for teaching me how to be a good student; Thank you for showing me around the ocean of knowledge, and for your trust and tolerance. thank you ...

I want to say, teacher, it is your tolerance, generosity and trust that promote the healthy growth of our class, and it is your unique educational concept that keeps our class among the best.

You treat everyone equally, whether it is a poor student or a good student. If you do a good thing to a student, you would rather believe it than believe it. It is better to believe something when you have done something bad than not to believe it. When a student does a good deed, you will encourage and support him to do it often, and tell him the truth that "don't do it with small kindness, don't do it with small evil".

When you hear that a student has done something that violates discipline, you will know the real situation to avoid misunderstanding, but if it is really him, you will talk to him alone, analyze the cause and harm of the mistake, and point out the methods and benefits of correction. Until he was convinced. Also tell him the truth of "don't use small kindness, don't use small evil"!

Teacher, you really have a unique educational concept! How generous of you!

Teacher, because you told us your lofty ideals, we studied hard. Under the influence of the teacher, we all set up lofty ideals!

Teacher, you once told us that your dream is to establish English education institutions all over China. Today, you are still fighting for your dream. You are still young, only in your twenties. I believe you will succeed!

Your dreams also encouraged us, and we also fought for our ideals. At a class meeting, you told students to speak out their dreams boldly: some students want to be generals, some students want to be mayors, some students want to be the richest man in the world, and some students want to be astronauts ... Finally, you encouraged and supported us and said, "Let's work hard for our dreams! Nothing is difficult in the world, I am afraid that there is a will. "

"Once a teacher, always a father!" Teacher, I will always remember your teachings in my life. I am full of infinite gratitude and admiration for you in my life. Teacher! I sincerely wish your dream come true, full of peaches and plums!

Dad, what I want to say to you is

Only by bringing up children can we know the kindness of parents. A father loves mountains, and a mother loves water. I want to say to my father in heaven: Dad, I love you!

Dad, what I want to say to you is

First, I always ask you for it, but I never say thank you. It is not until you grow up that you understand your difficulties. Father's love is like a mountain, tall and firm. I hope you will be healthy and happy forever.

Second, the father loves mountains, thick and silent. I can only see the tip of the iceberg from the details of life. Every discovery can shake my heart and make me feel infinitely warm. Every child's growth is inseparable from his father's company, and his role can never be replaced. Only he is the most solid support and the strongest backing in our hearts. Father's Day is coming. Let's wish all fathers a happy, healthy and safe holiday.

Third, the father loves no cliff, and the father loves the sea. Father's love will accompany me all my life. If the mother is water, then the father is a mountain, tall and mighty. Maybe sometimes we don't need a lot, maybe sometimes we get bored, but my father will always be there, quietly waiting for us to go home.

Fourth, spring, summer, autumn and winter, the sun and the moon alternate, the traces of time quietly climb your face, and the tempering of wind and rain will make you experience vicissitudes. At this moment, I just want to say to you, Dad, you have worked hard, thank you for your silent efforts, Dad, I love you!

Father is just a social role, one of many titles, such as son and husband, and everyone has to bear many roles, that's all. Don't try to be brave, don't enjoy it, perfection is good, but it is good to live in the present and be comfortable.

Dad, thank you for taking care of us for decades, but sometimes we always make you angry. Without your protection, I can't be as strong as I am now, and every time I see your slowly turning white sideburns, I feel miserable beyond words. You have done too much for your family. I secretly made up my mind that I would work hard, live well and take good care of you and mom. I love you, Dad.

Seven, my father is not good at expressing his temper, and his temper is hot, but in his heart, he loves and relies on the people he loves, and his father's love is as deep and lasting as a mountain!

Eight, dad, I want to say to you, thank you for sheltering us from the wind and rain and bringing us happiness; Dad, I want to tell you that I won't feel lonely with you on the road of life;

Dad, I want to tell you that your teachings are in my heart and your guidance is unforgettable.

Nine, always ask you for it, but never say thank you. It is not until you grow up that you understand your difficulties. We are ashamed to express our fatherly love. The 72nd Father's Day is coming. Tell your dearest father what you have treasured for a long time.

X. Father's love is deep and great. My father has done a lot for me since I was a child. I want to say, dad, you have worked hard. Thank you for doing so much for me.

11. Father's love is a tree, which blooms in the first four seasons. Father's love is the sunshine in winter, warm as spring; Father's love has always been with me. Wherever I go, I wish my father good health in the world!

Twelve, one laugh sad run, two laugh troubles disappear, San Xiao is in a good mood, four smiles stay old, five smiles are high-spirited, six smiles are happy, seven smiles are happy, eight smiles earn a good income, and nine smiles step by step, and everything is perfect. May dad always smile!

Thirteen, dad, my good dad, you are all right, but you are too tired.

I remember once, you didn't come home from work until three in the morning, and you were so tired that your back ached. Get up at seven in the morning and go to work without eating.

Dad, I want to tell you: don't go out early and come back late every day, sleep for a few hours and go to work. Dad, don't work so hard. It's bad for your health if you go on like this.

On Father's Day, I didn't go home to see you because I was on duty at work. . . . . . . . . It's really hard to see you still busy working every day at your age. . . . . . . . . May dad keep you healthy forever! !

15. Dad, thank you for being my father all your life. I will be your daughter in the next life. Love you, Dad!

Sixteen, from the moment I was born, there was a person who loved me silently. No matter what I do wrong, he will bear all this for me and not let me get a little hurt; Even though I don't understand him and always quarrel with him, his love for me hasn't diminished at all. This is my father, a man who loves me without asking for anything in return. Dad, in fact, I've always wanted to say to you: thank you, dad! I love you!

17. In the past, whenever I crossed my legs, someone patted my leg and said it was bad for my health. I always roll my eyes disapprovingly. No one is urging me now. I really believe it. Dad tells you that you will never meet a teacher who treats you well like me again. I want to tell you that I will never meet the second you again. When changing shoes, tie me various fancy shoelaces; Du asked you to see her off on her way to Cat Xiaole. You never have to see me off. Give me the meat in your bowl in front of so many people at the dinner table; Delicious always want to share with me, remember to give it to my girl; Put your raincoat on my electric car silently in rainy days; Put on my coat when I have a high fever and a cold sweat; When others make me angry, they always shout that only you can make me angry; When I fell down the stairs and my leg was broken, I shouted to carry me with your thin body; Choose a gift for me carefully on my birthday. One day KB asked me, do you like me? I asked him, don't you like me? Always makes people laugh and cry. Thank you very much for your time with me, and I am glad to know you who are so naughty, funny, cute, mean and warm-hearted. I haven't seen you for a few days, and I miss you a little. If you get used to this rhythm, you won't be able to see each other often soon.

Eighteen, although you are old, I will try my best to take care of you and let you spend your old age safely. You can tell me your wish, and I will try my best to satisfy it. I wish you happiness and health forever!

Nineteen, when you are afraid, you are a stepping stone; When it is dark, you are a lamp; When you are exhausted, you are a bay of life water; When you work hard, you are the spiritual pillar; When you succeed, you are an encouragement and vigilance.

Twenty, dad, I want to say to you

Stop calling your daughter piggy.

Your daughter also has a fragile heart.

Although she also knows that she is fat.

But he was careful to keep it a secret.

My dear father always tears my wounds again and again.

tell me

I am really a fat man.

My dad said I was fat again.

I want to eat watermelon again. Fuck!

Happy Father's Day, Dad! Although you always bicker with me and tease me on purpose, I can still feel your deep love for me from all your actions. In life, we seldom seem to say I love you, which makes us feel sick and unaccustomed, but everyone knows our love for each other. Today is Father's Day, and I want to say a long-lost word to you: Dad, I love you! You and your mother must be healthy. You will always occupy the most important position in my heart, and my daughter will always love you. Finally, I wish all dads in the world a happy Father's Day. You have worked hard!

22. silently send a happy father's day. Dad, I want to tell you that I know you are heartbroken for me, and I am disappointed, but your son is also working hard, and I don't want to live up to your expectations. I hope you believe me. Sometimes what I do is really chilling, but your son doesn't want to.

I just want to do everything well now, and I don't want to let you down again. I know you and your mother want me to have a better life in the future, I understand.

I'm grown up now, and I really don't understand. I just want to make you happy.

I also appreciate your kindness to me for more than ten years. You did everything for me. I just want to say I love you, Mom and Dad.

Twenty-three, but, although it is inevitable, I still want to say, Happy Father's Day, Dad. Finally, I want to tell you that I really miss you and I love you, Dad! I miss you so much!

Twenty-five, Dad, I want to say to you: Maybe it's too late to say I love you now, but I love you as much as you love me, Dad. Today, I want to say thank you. You taught me how to grow up, how to look at the world, how to be myself and how to get along with others. In my heart, you are the greatest person, and I often see you working hard for this family. In my most difficult time, you supported me with warmth and hugs. When I am happy and achieve something, you applaud me with both hands. Thank you, my father. Forever love your daughter

Twenty-six, Dad, I love you!

Happy Father's Day!

Although you'll never hear it again.

But I think you can feel what I want to say to you.

We're all fine.

You must be fine, too.

I miss you, very much, very much!

Twenty-seven, dad

I want to say something to you.

Thank you. My dad was the most handsome guy I grew up with.

I also want to say something to you.

I'm sorry

today

I can't be with you.

I used to always ask you for it.

But never said thank you.

Until I grow up.

It is not easy to understand you.

Time, slow down.

Please slow down.

Don't let him get old again.

It's Father's Day, and I have nothing for you. I will send you three lovers. One said to accompany you for life, the other said to accompany you, and the other said to stay in your heart forever: their names are health, peace and happiness.

There is a kind of love, called father's love is like a mountain;

There is a heart, called father and son connected;

There is a feeling called the depths of the ocean;

There is a festival called Father's Day.

On this Thanksgiving Day, Dad, I want to say to you: Dad, you have worked hard and I love you!

Thank you, father, for staying with you all the way.

Happy holidays to all fathers in the world!

29. It's another Father's Day. I want to wish my father a happy life and smooth work every day. I also want to send him a song "old boys" to express what I want to say to you.

Dad, happy father's day, you have worked hard!

Thirty, so many years, hard work.

Your first time as a father, my first time as a daughter.

Your concern for me has always been deep, so I will accept it shallowly and leave a deep imprint on my heart.

I hope I won't work so hard in the future. Please take time to be kind to my old father.