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Please translate, thank you

One day, Jack came to Mike's house and said, "Mike, you have so many magic books. Can you give me a book to read? " Mike didn't want to lend the book to his friend. He said, "Why did you take my book home? You can read it here at my house. "

One day, Jack came to Mike's house and said, "Mike, you have so many books. Can you lend me one to read at home? " Mike didn't want to lend the book to Jack, so he said, "Why did you borrow my book home? You can watch it at my house. "

Jack saw that his friend was selfish, but he said nothing.

The next day, Mike came to Jack's house and said, "Jack, you have a good kitchen knife. I want to work in my garden tomorrow. Can I use it for two days? "

Jack found his friend (Mike) so selfish, but he didn't say anything.

One day later, Mike came to Jack's house and said, "Jack, you have such a beautiful gardener's scissors. I want to use it to trim (flowers) in my garden. Can I use it for two days? "

Jack replied, "why did you take my kitchen knife home?" You can work with it in my garden. "

Jack replied, "Why did you bring my gardener's scissors home?" You can use it in my garden. "

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