A joke to amuse your girlfriend!

It was a sunny day, and the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem, asking which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. No matter what the donkey thinks, he still can't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, don't you know that men are left and women are right? !

The tortoise didn't know what he had done and was hurt. Tell my friend snail to buy medicine. The tortoise waited for two hours. The snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise is in a hurry to scold: I will die if I don't come back! At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: I won't leave if you say it again!

The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and all the ants in their nest climbed onto the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another elephant around its neck, and only the fallen ant shouted "strangle it".

Xiao Ming returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and said to the teacher, "There are many ants in the toilet." The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming. "What did ants say?" Xiao Ming looked blank ... and then said, "The ant didn't say anything ..."