Humorous sentences poking fun at losing weight

1. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

2, scientists say that the overweight, the shorter life expectancy!

If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

Many years ago, you said take care, I am not thin.

A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, and he is destined to study all his life.

6, to lose weight, we must have such a determination: either thin or dead!

7. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her.

8, say what is broad-minded and fat, and I am depressed when I think about my weight!

9. The cool summer of fat mushrooms is the idea of losing weight.

10, I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

1 1, I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

12, every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

13, when you travel romantically, you won't smooth the back strap of your boyfriend's bike.

14, I eat myself so round that I won't be looked down upon by others.

15, individuals can't even control their own weight, how can they control their own lives!

16, when the unit organized a physical examination, it was weighed in front of everyone. After you weigh it, it dissolves.

17, what is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

18. Have a cup of milk tea after a tiring day. Don't worry, as long as no one sees it, you should consider it zero calorie.

19, fat people are always ignored by people who care very much, and it will be very sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.

20. If you can't control your mouth or lose weight this winter, you will have a very special foreign English name, which is fat and round in winter.