Seek original jokes, go home and play soy sauce, (not black humor, suitable for all ages)

The five scariest sentences in my life 1. When I was a child, my mother said: the wolf is coming. 2. At school, the classmates said: The teacher is coming.

After work, my colleague said: The boss is here. 4. After getting married, my friend said: Your wife is here.

5. Now, my lover says: I didn't come this month. . .

When I went to school as a child, the classmate who pronounced "English" as "interest due" became the president of the bank;

Those who read Wash in the Sewer become vegetable sellers; People who read the Theory of Causality become philosophers;

People who read "Hard to Change History" become politicians; Those who read "Go to England" became overseas Chinese;

And I accidentally read "I should be exhausted" and finally went to work!