Long joke, very upset recently. Please tell me some long jokes, preferably those gestures. thank you

1. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number. There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

3. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

4. From small to large, when raising the national flag, the attention is not on the national flag, but whether the national flag just stops at the top of the pole when playing the national anthem.

5. When you are poor at school, there is always a feeling that 100 yuan can't be broken, and it will soon be gone.

6. Always point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to the deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you! 7. The teacher caught smoking and refused to admit it. The teacher asked, "Then why do you smell of smoke?" "Body fragrance ..."

8. When dating Xiansen in winter vacation, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework.

9. How happy children will be if homework can be copied.

10, every time the school is cleaned, the teacher will say: School is your home, but you are late. The teacher says: Why are you always late? 1 1. I can't help playing with my mobile phone when I study in the evening. I haven't studied at night for a long time. Suddenly, the teacher jumped out of the back door and turned off the light. As a result, children's shoes with reflective faces were taken away. 12, the night before the start of school, the electricity consumption in China will increase linearly.

13, I really want to wake up. I said to my primary school deskmate in the primary school classroom, "I had a long dream." 14, thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won: one more bottle.

15, I did very well in this exam, and only failed in arts and science.

16, the teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you that trees seem to have been made into test papers.

17, the annual test paper leads the limit, which can circle the earth 200 million times.

18, we have to copy our homework for a month every holiday, but the teacher sold it all, which is sad.

19, you will be scolded four times a day. If I don't get up in the morning, I will surf the Internet after I get up. Don't read for a day, don't sleep at night.

20. Teacher, I have saved a homework for the winter vacation, which is touching. Why don't we hand it in?

2 1. Nowadays, the toilet has become a leisure area for students.

22. It took five minutes to get up. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed.

23. After turning off the lights before going to bed in the dormitory, imagine that there are ghosts everywhere and rush to the bed at the speed of 120 mph.

24. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming soon. Don't quarrel with people who are puppy love, so as not to affect their mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

25. I really hope to start school on February 29th, once every four years! ! !

26, holidays, weekends, do not go, in fact, I love you.

27, a winter vacation is only 20 days! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

28. Your holiday is less than ten days. Please recharge in time.

29. Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings. 30. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

3 1, people who are not good at math are more beautiful. 32. What about school and myopia? There is no need to see the world too clearly.

33, computer, come on, let me go, I have homework ... 34, what is the theme of the exam composition? I hand in my paper, and the composition is only five words, which is courage. 35. Who still remembers the classic sentence at school: I'll block you after school. 36. Students who haven't written about winter vacation homework up to now will definitely achieve great things, because they are more calm and calm than the average person, and they are calm in times of crisis! Before Mr. Winter Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me. Doctor, I can't sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. Am I swollen? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? I: 15 years old. The doctor said, you haven't finished your homework.

40, winter vacation homework is actually you write a month, the teacher to write a reading.

4 1. Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school, and was rated as the most familiar face in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school. ...

42. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

43. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

44. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should a student learn all subjects?

45. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

46. In the past, the primary school teacher said to us for fear of silence: When I ask questions, all of you will raise your right hand instead of your left …

47. The most annoying thing is to mention the word "ellipsis" in the answer.

48. People who are anxious to go to school are usually good students, or your other half is waiting for you at school.

49. From falling in love at school to getting married is the proudest thing in my life.

50. When the teacher asks me why, I can boldly say: I don't need to explain what I know and I don't need to explain what I don't understand.

5 1, small tuition fee, junior high school fee, senior high school fee, university fee.

52. The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

53. What is the most common sentence you say to your deskmate at school? (You watch the teacher for me)

54. It is obvious that the deskmate relationship is so good, but it keeps passing notes every day.

55. Did you find that the classroom is noisy when the head teacher is not in class, but sometimes it is strangely quiet for a few seconds?

56, the teacher's classic lies, no matter good students or poor students, I treat them equally.

57. I've been wondering why teachers should invite parents, a person who has never even educated minors and wants to educate adults.

58, suddenly thought of a very serious academic problem, who set 60 points as passing? 59. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays. 60. I don't hate school, but I hate some people and things in school.

6 1, life is so short, why should the result of an exam affect our mood?

62, the school left a bangs to find parents, and it depends on my hairstyle if my grades don't go up?

63. 1 September, more than ten years ago, I walked into school with a small schoolbag on my back, dancing and smiling, and I went to a point of no return …

64. There was no holiday on Qingming that year. I bought some paper money from my classmates and burned it in front of the teacher's office at 5 o'clock in the morning ... 65. I finally understand why adults don't let minors fall in love, because we shouldn't bear this at our age.

66. The school won't let us fall in love and give us couples clothes. 67. I have a dream that there are only five fill-in-the-blank questions in a test paper, and the school is _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

68. During the exam, the invigilator asked me to hand in something unrelated to the exam. How I want to turn myself in. ...

I was so hungry that I ran to the restaurant and said, "Hurry up and finish your meal!" Aunt shouted to the cook, "Go in quickly, the beggars are anxious!" "

70. Girls, find a husband in the future and have a baby named Xia. The child's name is Shaq. The child should not be questioned by the teacher.

7 1. When I was a child, I thought 8 o'clock was the latest time. In junior high school, I found it was time to go to bed at 9: 30. Now, I look at the time every night. It's only 12 o'clock.

72. Counting sheep every night keeps you awake. Every morning you have to shout 1, 2, 3 to force yourself to get up.

On the evening of July 30th, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

74. The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, and he insisted that I fuck him.

75. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It doesn't matter, but participation is very important ... 76. When I was a child, I was most afraid of teachers, parents and classmates saying "I'll sue the teacher". 77. One day Altman went to class and the teacher asked questions. As soon as Altman raised his hand, the teacher hung up. 78. When I was a child, I often thought: When I grow up, is it better to go to Tsinghua or Peking University? I don't know until I grow up: I really think too much. 79. Another junior said: Why did my mobile phone turn on flight mode, fall from the seventh floor or break?

80. When I used to do radio exercises, my favorite thing was body rotation, because whenever I did this paragraph, I could have a fair look at TA.