A contemptuous sentence

1. To sum up, your life is absurd in eight words and timid in death.

2. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

3. Pockmarked is not called Pockmarked, cheat people.

4. Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I am cold.

5. It's impossible to steal happiness, but there's still some hope to steal weight.

6. As soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint.

7. You waste air alive, land dead, and RMB half dead.

8. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: firstly, it makes me dirty, and secondly, it makes pigs happy.

9. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I learned that I was just a slag in the sea of people.

1. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness that flows against the river?

11. Always young, always act young, always ungrateful, always in tears.

12. What's the matter today, boy? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

13. if you make trouble without reason, you will get something! Despise other people's words

14. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you go, I'll pretend you have never been here. We should treat fate and love like this.

15. I really want to put my size 37 shoes in your size 42 face right away.

16. My dad commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong got sick.

17. You can roll away as far as your thoughts are; You can roll as fast as the speed of light.

18. Come on, do you want to die or don't want to live?

19. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just plain beautiful.

2. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

21. What a beautiful uncle!

22. Are you drunk by Sanlu?

23. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

24. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

25. Get out of here and keep rolling classic words

26. Women like bad men, not bad men.

27. Your hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, while dynamic means turning over.

28. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, with bright colors and far apart.

29. What a beautiful uncle!

3. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I learned that I was just a slag in the sea of people.

31. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness that flows against the river?

32. My dad commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong got sick.

33. Get out of here and keep rolling

34. Always young, always act young, always ungrateful, always in tears.

35. You waste air alive, land dead and RMB half dead.

36. What's the matter today, boy? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

37. Go as far as your thoughts are; You can roll as fast as the speed of light.

38. Come on, do you want to die or don't want to live?

39. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: firstly, it makes me dirty, and secondly, it makes pigs happy.

4. Li Bihua once said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I am cold.

41. To sum up, your life is absurd in eight words and timid in death.

42. I really want to put my size 37 shoes in your size 42 face right away.

43. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune. If you despise people,

1. Get out of here and get out of here without stopping.

2. You're here at last. I've been looking for you for n years. What did you do on Mars? I'm going to Pluto now, and I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

3. Hello, I'm playing a game called CS (or something else). If you need anything, please press the "RESET" button on the computer and leave a message after hearing the beep. Thank you.

4. Your hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, while dynamic means turning over.

5. If you are satisfied, please accept my answer. thank you ! ! O (∩ _ ∩) O ... < P > 6. What's the matter today, boy? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

7. The subscriber you are calling is being sorted out, please call again later.

8. Alas-you are so naughty! You see, before I finished, you came again-

9. Women like bad men, not bad men.

1. Hello, QQ is on vacation today. I'm Netants ...

11. Tencent server system crashed. Please try again later!

12. I'm cramping ... Please don't disturb me ...

13. My present position is WC; Posture: squat; Face: convulsion; Status: hard ...

14. Wukong, do you want to talk to the teacher? If you want to talk, just say it. How do you know you want to talk to the teacher if you don't say it?

15. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I learned that I was just a slag in the sea of people.

come on, do you want to die or not?

17. Hi-I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after hearing the "force" ... force!

18, formatting your hard disk, please wait ...

19, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

2. I'm taking a shower-don't peek-hmm-short-hmm-short-

21. The computer is processing your information. Please wait a moment. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

22. If the owner is not here, please wait until the beep, pick up the mouse and leave a message ...

23. Hello, I'm going to kill some people, and I'll be back soon.

24. The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use this software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register the new version!

25. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

26, your life, summed up in eight words-absurd life, timid death.

27. Be right back after the commercial!

28. My dad commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong got sick.

29. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: firstly, it makes me dirty, and secondly, it makes pigs happy.

3. Please shout if you need me!

31. I'm going to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beautiful girl ... even if you are a beautiful girl, I have to eat my stomach first.

32. This person is wanted by Interpol all over the world. If you have news of this person, please call the local police number 12. Please speak the following secret language into the phone: I'm really not crazy, I'm not crazy. Then report your location. Thank you for your cooperation. Our professionals will protect your safety.

33. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here. -We should treat fate and love like this.

34. The host is away. Where have you been? Just ... Just don't tell you! If you really want to find it, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and leave a message ... The user has not responded, maybe the user is busy, please try again later. Or press Ctrl Alt Del to return.

35. Suicide, let's talk about it later ...

36. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

37. Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I am cold.

38. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be kept on file. You can ask a proxy server, and if you can't afford it, the network will assign one for you.

39. The owner is streaking, and the owner has rushed out of the service area.

4. Please read the following terms carefully before adding me as a friend: 1. Please chat with me under the guidance of your parents if you are under 18 years old; 2. Non-professional chat people do not take the initiative to greet; 3. You are refused to ask me for an answer. Please stop all information consciously if I don't reply!

41. QQ offline message that can make anyone angry and vomit blood!

42. I really want to put my size 37 shoes in your size 42 face right away.

43. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

44. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just plain beautiful.

45. Due to the influence of atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been disconnected. Please try again later.

46. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

47. What a beautiful uncle!

48. Sorry, the network is not available, please resend it ...

49. You waste air alive, land dead, and RMB half dead.

5. Pockmarked is not called Pockmarked, cheat people.

51. The person you called is not here now. When you hear a "click" on the hard disk, please leave a message on the mouse. Thank you ...

52. I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants because of my distraction last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back when this game is over.

53. It's impossible to steal happiness, but there's still some hope to steal weight.

54, how far is the thought, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light.

55. Hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is something wrong with your operating system. Please press Ctrl Shift Del. The subscriber you are calling is no longer in the service area ... It may be that the network is not available ... To solve this problem ... Please bang your head against the monitor ... to ensure the smooth network ... < P > 56. Note: users using Tencent Mobile QQ may not be able to get your message immediately.

57. Di, this is an automatic response. MM Please send it again and I will contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I will contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you after sending it!

58. Are you drunk by Sanlu?

59, constipation ... don't stir ...

6, hello, I'm XXX's automatic reply, and now he's not here, so that's all I have to say!

61. As soon as you go out, a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint.

62. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness that flows against the river?

63. If you make trouble without reason, you will get something!

64. You are connected to the refrigerator of the sea wolf. Please disconnect after putting the food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

65. I'm going to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to study eating the Tang Priest. I'll talk about it when I get back.

66. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I planted. Please keep sending letters to me, or I will do it as soon as I have leisure!

67. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not at the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I'll get back to you when I hear the noise.

68. Do you want to talk to me? You really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply. Anyway, I can't see

69, I will always be young, I will always be in act young, I will never be ungrateful, and I will always have tears in my eyes.

7. Hello! ! ! I watched it for a minute, but I laughed at jokes all day. Talk about contempt for people

1. You are a bus, and you can get on and off a dollar casually.

2. Besides teeth, there is love.

3. The stupidest person in the world is called experience by his own experience.

4. When I became a swan, you and I were an egg!

5, white inside and red, different. Make your own sentimental peacock Kaiping.

6. This person has been successfully blurred.

7. Women pay homage to love with hymen, and squander their youth with piles of condoms, lamenting that love is impermanent, and youth can't reciprocate, in exchange for a maturity, so the so-called maturity means that they are tired of love and have enough exercise.

8. How a man dies: When a beautiful woman is hanged, she dies in her hand.

9. You are obviously a snail. You have to carry the turtle's shell. You are seriously overloaded. You are not too tired.

1, Jiangshan so much sleep, mistress so coquettish.

11. I always think that as long as something is put at the hearing, it is basically settled. This is a problem that cannot be discussed.

12. Do you think everyone believes you? It's just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy, being crowned with monkeys, and being sour and being jealous.

13. Your long drag speed consumes too much memory.

14. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have nightmares.

15. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

16. Ask what money is in the world, and teach people to live and die together!

17. Yang advances to be a gentleman, while Yin fades to be a villain.

18. What's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, you have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin to try and see if I can make up for the congenital defects.

19. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

2. It's hard for people to fight against shit. If you step on it and hit it, it's still shit, and it's you who get dirty.

21. There are so many talented people that too few people can recognize their own shortcomings.

22. You think you are an onion, but who will dip you in the sauce?

23. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

24. In many affairs in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

25. It will stink.