A joke about the law

One day, when the students were in a law class, the teacher asked them, "Who knows what crime cheating is?" The students stayed for several minutes. Suddenly, a female classmate stood up shyly and said, "If the teacher doesn't let us pass the law exam, it's called cheating!" " The teacher looked blank: "How can I say this?" "Lesbian theory:" According to the law, taking advantage of others' ignorance to make people suffer is called cheating! """I'm dizzy!"

A lawyer was reading the Bible before he died. His friend said, why are you still in the mood to read the Bible?

Answer: I'm looking for loopholes in it.

Two groups of astronauts landed on the moon at the same time, one was Russian and the other was American. American astronauts are busy collecting rock samples, while Russians just paint the surface of the moon red. Americans reported to NASA's ground control center and were instructed to ignore it. Two days later, American astronauts reported: "Russian astronauts painted the whole surface of the moon red and left." Instructions from NASA: "OK, write' Coca-Cola' in big white letters."

The police caught a thief in the market crowd and brought him before the judge. It turned out that the thief had just been released and committed another crime. The judge said, "don't you remember I told you that I never want to see you again?" Yes. " But I can't help it, said the thief. I told them many times, but they just wouldn't listen. "

A criminal's wife asked the jailer to give her husband a slightly easier job.

"He complained that he had been feeling very tired recently." She explained.

"But he didn't do anything during the day." Replied the jailer.

"I don't know, but he told me that he had been digging holes in the wall for several nights."

Recently, several prisoners came to a prison in new york. One day, the warden called them together and said to them, "This is a model prison. We are very democratic. Every prisoner can continue to do their original work when he comes here. " The prisoners were very happy. One of them immediately began to dance. The warden quickly asked him, "What did you do before?" "The prisoner replied loudly," Mr. Warden, I used to guard the gate! "