A funny joke.

1. You and I have no chance. I spent all my money.

2. China's synchronized diving, daughter-in-law and mother-in-law should be the best pair of partners, because a few.

For ten years, they always fell into the water at the same time.

There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, do you think I should give an example?

4. My son loves watching the animated version of The Journey to the West. One day, he didn't eat well, so I made him stand in the corner. A mosquito flew to his arm while standing, and the goods cried: Wukong, why did you come to save Master? ...

If I had known it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, I would have had a doll kiss.

6. I heard that eating too much seafood will lead to gout. Later, on second thought, it is impossible for me to eat gout with my financial strength!