How to write the joke about picking watermelons in the field?

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1. I went to pick watermelons in the field today and saw a very big and round watermelon. I ran happily to pick it up. As a result, I squatted down under the heavy pressure and was simply "crushed" by watermelon.

I ran to the field and saw a child knocking a watermelon with a hammer. I asked him curiously why he knocked on watermelons. He smiled naively and said, "I'm looking for a watermelon musician."

I just picked a huge watermelon, and when I was about to take it out, I found it was empty, only a pool of water. It turned out that this is a "hollow watermelon", which simply lied to me once.

4. I accidentally put the picked watermelon on the ground, and as a result, it actually rolled itself up and rolled directly into a ditch next to it. It is simply a "melon roller."