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What are the touching stories?
A couple who have been married for more than ten years went to the other side of the city to see their friends. When they came back, it was very late and the last bus had already left.
The husband said, let's squeeze through the front and back doors. There are too many people. The wife nodded her consent. The husband who squeezed into the car through the front door
Standing in the middle of the carriage, being crowded by layers of people, is very uncomfortable. Suddenly, a hand quietly grabbed his hand.
By feeling, he knew that it was not his wife's hand, because his wife's hand was definitely not so warm, soft, delicate and moving.
It's thrilling ... he really wants this car to keep driving, even until dawn. Then I thought, what is this?
What kind of woman? How did she notice me? What's her name? How can I get in touch with her? suddenly
In a flash, I quietly took out my business card and put a Sai Zhang in that lovely little hand. The bus finally arrived at the station. Zhang (surname)
My husband got out of the car reluctantly. The wife who came down from the other car door didn't seem to notice anything. Two people crossed.
When crossing the road, a motorcycle rushed over like crazy. The wife hesitated a little, but she knocked her husband away with her body …
... the husband picked up his bloody wife and ran into the hospital. At dawn, the doctor came out and told him that we had tried our best.
Your wife just wants to see you one last time. When the husband walked into the ward, the wife's hand became a fist, and then that hand.
Open it slowly like the slow motion in the movie, and my husband's business card slipped quietly …
I heard this story about ten years ago, when I was an avid literary lover and a minor celebrity.
The angry author seems to appreciate my words. In a salon in his home, the writer told the story. Yes.
A young couple, the wife said angrily to her husband after listening to the story, look at you men! fall down
I am a newborn calf and I am not afraid of tigers. I said loudly, "In fact, the tragedy of this story is not that person. Think about it.
Couples who have been married for more than ten years, if the wife always shakes hands with her husband whenever she is free, as for her husband.
Does your wife's hand act as someone else's hand? "At this point, the writer said, little bro, early listening to this story, will
The man was angry, but he thought his wife was also responsible. The topic of marriage is too broad and heavy, and I
Scientists cannot simply determine who is right and who is wrong. Everyone nodded, and I noticed that the young couple were snuggling up to each other and their husbands were tense.
Hold his wife's hand.
Story 2: A lock and a key.
The beginning of the story seems to be the kind that everyone gets tired of hearing it a thousand times. So-and-so was poor and went to sea.
After several efforts, I finally made a fortune. When you are rich, the more you look at your wife, the uglier it will be. Men say we
Let's divorce. The woman disagreed several times at first, and then said, well, give me 50 thousand and I'll leave. The man gave it to the woman.
Fifty thousand dollars. They broke up happily without children. After breaking up, men are very natural and unrestrained.
For a while. But it didn't take him long to get tired of this life. One day, while waiting in the rain, he found a beautiful face.
Good girl, the girl nodded and smiled at him. His heart suddenly moved: what a familiar look! Then they started talking.
Come on, then start dating, then they get married. Besides taking care of him tenderly, his wife usually.
Always pestering him to ask about his ex-wife, so that he doesn't know what to say at this time. Women still keep one
A small box and a delicate key are always hidden in front of men. Until one day, the woman was bedridden, and she put the key
When the spoon was handed to the man, he said quietly, you can open that box after I die. The woman finally left the person.
The man who lost his wife again couldn't wait to open the box that had worried him for a long time. There is only one in the box.
A thick diary, which describes a woman's plastic surgery process.
This story was told by a beautician I know and respect, a charming woman in her forties.
Besides me, there is also a private entrepreneur with assets of over 100 million and his girlfriend. It was a day.
On the weekend, it was another rainy day. I went there to design a logo for the beautician's shop. When I walked into the room, the beautician
Several students of my rich girlfriend and I are doing skin care for her. I heard the rich man complain to the beautician that everything has happened these days.
If you can make a fake one, maybe one day you can be a beautiful woman full of body double! Look at me coming in, beautiful.
The teacher stopped what he was doing to let me sit down, and then slowly told the above story. The rich man listened for a long time. no
In silence, it was his girlfriend, a petite and beautiful girl, who blurted out: what a magical cosmetic surgery! My husband
I don't recognize it either. Can you tell me where the beautician is? Is 50 thousand enough at a time? The beautician shook his head with a wry smile and looked at it again.
Look at me. We suddenly heard the rich man shout rudely: Shut the fuck up! The girl suddenly fell silent.
Voice, we turned around and saw the rich man go to the window and stare at his Mercedes in the rain. His face is extremely ugly.
Story 3: One foot has two lives.
This story was told by a southern friend who is now in Shanghai. He said that the background of this story may be nothing.
Tin or something like that. It's true. The woman is the hostess of a TV station. Her eyes are bright and her teeth are missing.
This man is generous and a young writer with a growing reputation. Both of them are still young and have no plans to get married so early.
Unexpectedly, the woman was pregnant unexpectedly, so they discussed getting married first and went to register for the election.
On the wedding day, it is also strange that women are born too romantic. Women insist that the wedding should be held romantically on the boat. So the two of them
I took a cruise in Taihu Lake. In the middle of the night, they heard many strange noises outside the cabin, and then broadcast that the ship had touched.
Hit the rocks, sinking, please escape. The man pulled the woman out of the window and jumped into the water. It was windy that night.
The waves were so urgent that the woman who was not good at swimming choked the water in just a few strokes. At this moment, she saw a man swimming over. She wants this.
Now my husband came to save me, so he grabbed the man's arm, and the man in the night suddenly roared fiercely.
1: "Let me go!" When a woman doesn't know what's going on, a man kicks her in the chest. This is kicking.
Women are desperate. Maybe it's fate. The woman was saved at last. The first thing a woman does when she goes ashore is
I broke off my engagement with that man and went to the hospital to abort that unfortunate little life. Then one day, the woman received it.
The man entrusted her to write a thick letter, which analyzed human nature and human instinct in detail and did not ask the woman for forgiveness.
He just wants women to live well and take care of the children in their bellies. The woman felt ominous after reading the letter and rushed to the man's house.
Only to find that the man committed suicide. He used a rather strange way, which is said to be the most cruel way to end his life in the world.
The way.
My friend told this story at a party we invited him to attend. After he spoke, everyone lost their appetite.
A friend sighed and said that the woman was not worthy of pity. She killed two people, one was her husband and the other was.
The little life in your belly. In any case, this is a tragedy. Everyone was silent for a while, and suddenly there was a
Beard was in a hurry and said loudly that his mother had a saying since ancient times that "husband and wife live in the same forest and grow up together."
It is difficult to fly separately. "Husband and wife, that's all! When my wife used to fall in love, she always pushed me, if at all.
One day your mother and I fell into the water. Who will you save first? I've had a headache for days, and now I say fuck you, old man.
I can't swim, run for your life first! Everyone laughed, so they all raised their glasses and started again.
Scenarios of mixed financing.
Story 4: The Story of the Heart
A girl with congenital heart disease has reached marriageable age, probably because of heart disease.
Several boys failed. The girl is very sad. The family began to arrange for her to change her mind. Finally, one day,
A good opportunity has come. A woman's heart in an accident was transplanted into a girl, and the operation was very successful. look
Everyone is happy for the girl who is getting better every day after the operation, but there is one more thing that makes people happy, and that is
It was a handsome and outstanding man who suddenly broke into the girl's life and fell in love with her at first sight.
Heart, care in every way, not long after, the two held a wedding in the blessing of the girl's relatives and friends. After getting married, the girl found out
The husband has a strange behavior, that is, he likes to lie on the girl's chest and listen to her heartbeat. At first, the girl was very happy.
I am so excited. Later, the girl heard from a relative of her husband that he had a very beautiful wife, the unfortunate wife.
A woman died in a car accident, and her heart, which did not belong to her, was touched. She found it anxiously.
In the hospital where the family performed the transplant for themselves, the kind doctor named the donor. After returning home, the girl rummaged through her feet carefully.
Husband's things, finally found a note in a thick book, and the name was written on the note.
I once told this story to a girl who had to wear a wedding dress to work. The girl said with emotion, unexpectedly.
There is such a spoony man in the world! If the men in the first three stories are a little bad, then this fourth reason
Is the man in the matter okay in the end? Wait a minute, another attentive listener asked me, what about the end of the fourth story? exchange
When the girl who lost her heart finally found out that her husband was only with herself for his ex-wife's heart, could she bear the blow?
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