Who has an original comedy script? Thank you.

Under the blue sea, there lived a lovely mermaid princess in the Crystal Palace. In today's increasingly serious pollution of marine resources, our mermaid princess also shoulders the mission of "environmental protection guardian". Plus, the little princess has a clean sex life, which is impeccable. One day, the nosy God spoke. ...

God (narrator): Ah! A prince fell into the water at sea!

Princess: Ah! He won't pollute the water, will he? But I have no feet. ...

God (narrator): the naive boy of nature! Ask the witch. Maybe she has an idea.

Princess: I'll be right back!

The princess comes to the witch's hut with a feeling of anxiety. )

Princess: Beautiful and kind witch, can you give me a pair of feet?

Witch: Well, all right. ...

Princess: You are the most beautiful, kind and just witch I have ever seen! For the environment, for the prince ... Have you forgotten our old friend?

Witch: (melancholy thoughts suddenly turn into sunny summer, and the warmth in the air will not be far away, and winter seems to be gone)

Princess: (Miss Green, when you look back, tell me that the four seasons are the same, but in one season, you go back to the past, the summer that was blown by the wind)

..... friends don't talk nonsense, the lowest price in the market! Besides, your beautiful mind will not allow such a tragedy to happen!

Witch: lovely princess, your voice is still so beautiful. I miss my deep affection for you in the past. How about 8000 yuan? Tell you what, I'll give you a 50% discount, 4000 yuan. How can a kind person like me make the princess cry for it? Oh HOHO~

Princess: OK, I'll buy your crystal ball, and you can give me a pair of feet! ! ! Buy one get one free!

Witch: No, if you can beat me, I will give it to you, and I can go with you to find the prince!

Princess: Who cares? Who doesn't know that you bought fake and shoddy goods from that old woman! Forget it. What game?

Witch: ... [Witch, Princess: Two little bees! Fly to the flowers! Fly! ]

Princess: the rooster lay eggs, the cock dropped the fighter. Oh yeah! ~ (shoot someone. )

Witch: How come ~ ~! ! You are so talented!

Witch: Remember, never talk to the prince. The only thing you can say is: no! Otherwise, your jade feet will become steamed pig's feet! Please don't imitate the audience.

Princess: nonsense, I'm afraid others can't imitate it! I see, I won't talk to him, I will use telepathy! After we live happily together, I will ... repay you well! !

Witch: The adventure begins! (Sing together-obviously there are two lines of tears on my face, but I can't remember them for a moment, but my heart is still full of curiosity. I want to ride halley's comet every day. Whether it is sunny or rainy, I will keep a good mood, look up and smile, and stride forward. )

Prince: Measurement: State secret! Weight: State secret! The motto is: I am ugly but I am gentle ~ Oh ~ Magadah ~ Did you save me? May I ask who is speaking? ?

The princess was about to speak: Uh .......................................................................................................................................................................

The princess feels terrible. She wanted to tell him that she was a mermaid princess. ...

Prince: Are you the princess of a neighboring country with whom I am engaged?

The princess burst into tears: (The princess looked blankly and shook her head) No ~ ~ ~

Prince: Don't you want to tell me your name?

Princess: No! Don't! Don't! No ~ ~ ~

Prince: You must be joking! You didn't get caught, did you (go away. I don't have time to chat with you.

Princess: hello ~ hello oh no! ! ! !

Narrator: After a long time, the princess found herself in love with the prince. She began to look at his big boat every day, thinking about her dark horse prince, his dark skin, sparkling eyes and beautiful voice.

The prince is also thinking hard about the man who saved him, the man who is at arm's length. ...

The prince only thought that he was the only one who was depressed about getting married there, but who knew the neighboring princess? ...

Princess next door: Hi! ~ Are you a prince? !

Prince: Mm-hmm! ~ Which matchmaking agency introduced you?

Princess next door: I'm too lazy to care about you! The wedding is in 1 month. Let me see if you are ready.

Prince: Oh, my God! ! Okay ... me ...

Princess of a neighboring country: Don't prevaricate, tie the knot, or tie the knot. This is related to the future status of several countries. (looking at the watch) I won't tell you. I also invited the queens of neighboring countries to play mahjong. That's right! We still need one. We'll take you with us! !

Prince: I don't want to ......................................................................................................................................................................

At this time, the princess who was still by the boat also heard this conversation, and then the witch appeared out of nowhere.

Witch: lovely princess, people are born by their mothers, and fish are born by their mothers. Mermaids and humans can't be combined. Don't bother yourself.

Princess: But I ......

The witch whispered, mermaid princess, why bother if you are? Tomorrow the prince will marry the princess of a neighboring country. He doesn't know where he is now!

Princess: Never mind. When we cross the bridge, I believe God will help me!

Witch: Come on, God, that old man, it's too late for him to peel oranges!

Princess: Please, witch, don't keep destroying my confidence, okay? !

Witch: But ... if you don't get his kiss before sunrise tomorrow morning, you will become a soap bubble.

Princess: Ouch! ....

Witch: When you cry, you will also see me. ...

Princess: Never mind! Good people are safe all their lives! ! ~ ~ But ... Yeah! not to be sneezed at .....

Witch: You look so sure ... What are you thinking about?

Princess: What kind of soap bubble should I become? .....

The witch pulled the prince out.

Prince: Today is my wedding day with the princess of a neighboring country. Why am I not happy at all? ...

Princess next door: I'll pull. .....

Prince: Why are you here? !

Princess next door: Let me make it clear to you. Listen carefully-I've figured it out!

Prince: What did you come up with?

Princess next door: I don't love you and Ben, so I will never marry you!

Prince: Really? great ...

Princess next door: What did you say? ! Even if I pour out all the water in the Pacific Ocean, I can't pour out my love for you, but can I pour out the water in the Pacific Ocean? No, so I don't love you! I'm leaving. Get out of my way!

Prince: Hey, who stopped you? Better go. I was just about to send you away! ! ! ! !

Princess next door: What are you talking about? ! ! !

Prince: No, nothing. Bon voyage … pull her and sing to her (sing-I wish you peace, I wish you peace, let that happiness surround you ...)

The princess went to the front desk. (singing-if you can't catch him, just put him down ...) Then she left smartly.

Narrator: Due to the sudden departure of the princess, the scene where the wedding should have been held was in chaos. The king shouted himself hoarse, and even used a person who made trouble again. In order to maintain order, he could not play mahjong for 10 years. The prince felt a little irrelevant. At this moment, the prince remembered the beautiful and silent princess. Where is she?

Suddenly, the whole castle was quiet, and I saw a beautiful woman I had never seen before walking slowly towards them.

Witch: Get out of the way, get out of the way-here comes the beautiful mermaid princess ~ ~ Don't miss it when passing by ~ ~ The winner of the best beauty award in 2004 is here ~ ~ Get out of the way, get out of the way ~ ~

The prince stared at the princess in full dress. The prince thought, where did she get the clothes? ! The princess is dressed so brightly today that even her smile looks like the color of the sea. )

Prince: Beauty, is that you? Why are you here? Am I dreaming? Start ... Let me have a bite! ? (Singing-where, where have I seen you ...)

The princess thought: No.

Prince: Girl, please tell me your name!

Princess: Come on, don't you see? It's not that I don't want to say it, but that I can't! Don't!

Prince: Please let me listen to your singing. To this end, I am willing to go through fire and water, go up and down the mountain, cross the north and south poles, and go up and down for thousands of years.

The princess shook her head and looked at her watch: Ah! Time's up, I'm going to faint! (dizzy. )

Prince: What's the matter with you? (The prince shook her and found that she was still awake, and then began to shake wildly ...) Oh, wake up, did you commit suicide because I refused you, my dear princess, I didn't mean to ~ my beautiful princess ~ ~

Prince: Why ~ Why ~ God, beautiful goddess, please, I will promise you whatever conditions. (whispering).

Princess: Is it true? ! When the prince is excited, he shakes the princess unconscious. Stop shaking, or you'll get a concussion! ~~~

At this time, I only heard the voice of HOHO ~ ~.

Curse: oh, HOHO~, who is calling me?

Prince (suspicious eyes): Who are you?

Witch: I am a beautiful goddess! !

Prince: Look ... I don't know.

Witch: How about you give me 20,000 yuan to make sure she wakes up and talks?

Prince: He is very beautiful. Why are you so cruel? Cheaper.

Witch: No, this is the lowest price in the market. I'm a little short of money recently.

Prince: There is no such rip-off, is there? I don't care, 15 thousand. Let's make friends!

Witch: No, twenty thousand.

Prince: 15000.

Witch: Twenty thousand. Are you going to save her or not? !

Prince: Of course ... Yes. (making a gesture of hesitation)

The prince said to the audience cruelly, all right. Witches are really dark now! First-class slaughter technology!

The witch nodded and folded her hands devoutly: Ah! Please revive the beautiful princess. Mami Mami is booming, and leeks copy green onions, which is as urgent as law!

After the spell, the witch said, don't forget 20 thousand! Be nice to her ... and walk away.

The princess coughed and slowly opened her eyes.

Witch: I really did a great thing. Go and be an authentic goddess! ~ you have to get a real broomstick driver's license first to be fine!

[The prince hugs the princess, and everyone (witches, princesses, princes of neighboring countries, princesses) clap their hands and take a curtain call: "All graduating students: I wish you peace! ~"]

All the actors bowed.