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Tell the boy that his period is coming. What is the most provocative reply you have ever heard?

After puberty, girls will inevitably encounter a relatively shy thing. It's a monthly holiday. At first, I panicked, but after a long time, I got used to it. I even joked that there are always a few days every month, which makes people feel shy. As an adult, when you have a boyfriend, your period becomes a coquettish thing. Most people will feel uncomfortable to varying degrees when they come to their period. At this time, you always like to complain about being spoiled by your boyfriend, hoping to get a warm reply. There are thousands of answers from boys, which are both irritating and funny. Let's see what are the more provocative and touching answers.

First, long speeches such as dietary taboos are still a warm reply. Some boys will be at a loss for the first time. Knowing that my girlfriend is uncomfortable, the first thing that comes to mind is how to alleviate her discomfort. Such a boy will take the initiative to find relevant information and even secretly find some good female friends to understand some dietary taboos during the festival, so as to remind his girlfriend to pay attention. The girl who receives this reply is probably happy, because at least she knows that this boy is willing to take the time to care about her.

Second, I can ask you not to give such a reply for ten months. At first glance, it's a bit unknown so, but a closer look reveals the bad side of boys. But to a certain extent, it also reflects that boys can solve the physical discomfort of their girlfriends through this humorous way, and they can narrow the distance between them through this seemingly inappropriate reply, so that their relationship can be upgraded. This kind of reply seems a bit indecent, but the boys who often say this are more careful.

Third, I will warm your stomach. When most girls have their period, the main discomfort is their stomachs. Boys are willing to warm their stomachs for girls, which shows that boys really care about all aspects of girls. The action of warming the stomach can also make them feel close to each other, adding a little ambiguity to their relationship and warming up their feelings. On the other hand, boys' concern for girls' health also shows that boys really take the time to know everything about girls, so that boys will take better care of girls in the process of getting along.