Who can help me think of an English brain teaser or joke? What's the beginning? The shorter the better! Please.

1. Some people learn English before going abroad: how much (... how much is something)

One day, he went to England and wanted to buy a bag of washing powder. As a result, he just can't remember how to say "how much"! Think hard for a long time!

As a result, he said to others, "Is it delicious?" (how-ch-Mu)；

Sales people don't understand; He went on to say, "Mom-what -ch?" (Is it delicious? )

The salesman still didn't understand, so he went on to say, "What's up -ch-mu-a?" (Is it delicious? ! ! )

How much do these cost?

Flowers are one of them.

how much is it?

One.

how much is it?

One.

I don't like this flower, Goodbay.

One.

3. Teacher; How much hair do you have? "

Student: "120 million."

Teacher: "How do you know?"

Student: "I can count when I can't sleep."

How much is left when you take half of the half dollar? The answer is that there is one dollar left.

Dad, how much does it cost to get married?

A little boy asked his father. The father replied, I don't know, son. I'm still paying! !

A little boy asked his father how much it would cost to get married. Dad said, I don't know, because I am still paying the bill.