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Children keep stories for their babies.
Ash, the stupid wolf, often bullies other small animals with crooked ideas. He is also very proud. On this day, Ash, the stupid wolf, threatened to eat the rooster again. The rooster asked Ash to come back at night, and the stupid wolf agreed. Small animals all know, so let's help the rooster find a way. Everyone sets some special traps in the rooster's house. The dog said, rooster, you don't have to be afraid now. Assi, the stupid wolf, fell into a trap as soon as he entered the rooster's house, and everyone applauded happily.
2. Little monkey breaks corn
One day, a little monkey came down from the mountain. He came to a cornfield and was very happy to see the corn was big and plentiful. He broke off the next one and walked forward with it. The little monkey is walking under a peach tree with corn on his shoulder. It was very happy to see the peaches all over the tree were big and red, so it threw corn to pick peaches. The little monkey walked into a Gua Tian with some peaches in his hand. It was very happy to see watermelons all over the ground, so it threw peaches to pick watermelons. The little monkey came back with a big watermelon in his arms. Walking, I saw a little rabbit jumping, which was really cute. It was very happy, so it threw a watermelon to chase the rabbit. The rabbit ran into the Woods and disappeared. Little monkey had to go home empty-handed.
3. Aunt Pig treats you
The little animals are going to visit Aunt Pig's house. However, Aunt Pig is always all thumbs. She put rice, vegetables, meat and various seasonings into the pot early, and specially added some of her favorite sweet sauces. After these things, Aunt Pig put the pot on the gas stove. Humming a tune, she proudly walked around and told everyone that it's my treat today and we must let everyone have a good meal. After a while, rabbits, goats, puppies and ponies all came. They drooled around the pot until it boiled. At first glance, all the food in the pot is raw. Aunt pig froze, and all the little animals burst out laughing. Aunt Pig is still puzzled by the monks in Zhang Er. The rabbit laughed my head off and said to aunt pig, you didn't make a fire at all!
4. Xiaolian is looking for a friend
A lotus stands alone in the pond. She feels lonely because she has no friends to play with. A little fish swam over, and the little lotus said, Little fish, let's play together. The fish said, no, I have to take part in the swimming competition. After that, the fish swam away. A frog jumped on the lotus leaf, and the little lotus said, Brother Frog, Brother Frog, let's be friends. The little frog said, no, I have to practice singing! It's getting dark, and Xiaolian is very sad. The moon saw it and asked Little Lotus, Sister Lotus, why are you unhappy? Xiao He said: Because I have no friends to play with. The moon said: Then I will be your friend. Little Lotus looked at the moon and said, But you are in the sky and I am on the ground. How can you play with me? The moon said: it doesn't matter, I can talk to you! I can sing and tell you stories! So, the moon chats with Little Lotus every night, and they become good friends.
5. Little monkeys wear shoes
A little monkey ran down from the mountain and found it interesting to see people walking in shoes. He sneaked into a house, stole a pair of shoes and ran back to the mountains. After he put on his shoes, he walked around proudly, and his friends laughed at him. At this time, a fierce tiger came and the monkeys climbed the tree one after another. This little monkey can't climb the tree with his shoes on. Mother monkey told him to throw away his shoes. The little monkey threw away his shoes and climbed up the tree quickly, never imitating others again.
6. The young monk went upstairs.
The young monk came to the bottom of a tower, and the old monk told him that there was a beautiful pearl on the top of the 998 1 floor of the tower, and whoever could get it would have everything. The little monk couldn't help climbing upstairs and finally climbed to the top of the tower. He is so happy! The little monk was about to get the pearl when he was startled. It turned out that he forgot his key.
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