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Did anyone make fun of the female driver?
So, what are the "wonderful" operations of female drivers?
Today, we found the car story of this 10 female driver who doesn't understand cars on a question-and-answer platform. Some operations are beyond your imagination!
First, high-speed retrograde
If you miss the intersection on the expressway, the correct and safe way is to keep driving and find the nearest intersection to drive out.
However, a female driver missed the highway intersection and went backwards for several kilometers until she was stopped by the traffic police. I really don't know what psychological shadows the drivers in her lane had that day.
Second, bargain when deducting the card.
A treasure mother was detained by the traffic police for serious violation of traffic regulations.
But what is unexpected is that this precious mother actually bargained with the traffic police and said, "I want to drive to pick up the children;" If my driver's license is deducted and my car is deducted, what should I do if my child starts school next year? "
Third, attract the attention of boyfriends and drunk driving.
A girl had a quarrel with her boyfriend one day. In order to attract her boyfriend's attention, she even drunk driving, trying to attract her boyfriend's attention through drunk driving.
For this kind of behavior, of course, we will be out of the police uncle and arrange administrative detention directly!
Fourth, coquetry for forgiveness.
Some time ago, in Xiamen, Fujian, a female driver accidentally ran a red light and was stopped by the traffic police.
When the traffic police verified the driver's license and prepared to make a punishment, the female driver actually spoiled the traffic police: "Ah ~ Why are you doing this to me?" Trying to win the sympathy of the traffic police in a coquetry way and escape punishment.
Of course, no matter how spoiled she is, the punishment is of course arranged.
Fifth, the rear-end collision blames others.
There is also a female driver driving uphill. When she stopped, she didn't pull the handbrake, which caused the car to slip and hit the car behind her.
Unexpectedly, the female driver angrily got off the bus and accused the rear car of rear-end collision. The driver behind the car said that she had a driving recorder and had been recording it. The female driver admitted the mistake and paid compensation after watching the video of the driving recorder.
Six, parking can't get in, get off and move the car.
When a female driver stopped, she found that she couldn't get into the parking space. After tossing for more than ten minutes, she still couldn't.
At this time, the female driver actually got out of the car and began to try to move the vehicle.
This wave of operation directly made the security guards in the parking lot look silly.
Seven, hit people and drag one kilometer. After being stopped, make a phone call calmly.
A netizen also mentioned an accident of "ecstasy". On the night of September 2, 2022, Xiaomou, a 28-year-old BMW driver in Loudi City, Hunan Province, drunk and drove on the road and ran into a woman riding an electric car.
Later, the female driver actually continued to drag the injured for more than a kilometer. After being stopped by the traffic police, she was still on the phone calmly, which was really incomprehensible.
Eight, mistakenly use the accelerator as a brake, and the test drive hits someone, causing 1 death and 1 injury.
On June 5438+ 10 this year, a topic of "Weilai test drive rushed into the sidewalk, causing 1 death and 1 injury" rushed to the hot search.
After investigation, people found that it was a female customer who was driving at that time. Due to the high density of people on the road, the female driver was a little flustered for a while and mistakenly used the brake as the throttle, which eventually led to an accident.
Nine, the female driver was overtaken and stopped directly.
A female driver in Jilin was overtaken by a bus while driving on the road. Originally, this is a very common thing. As a result, the female driver actually accelerated to the front of the bus, did not stop, and took out her mobile phone to take pictures.
It's really hard to understand who gave her courage.
Ten, drunk driving was investigated, undressing in public.
Just last month, a female driver in Guilin, Guangxi was caught drunk driving. When the female driver got off the bus, she not only did not cooperate with the police to enforce the law, but even provoked language and undressed in public.
This kind of behavior is of course illegal. In the end, the female driver was criminally compulsory by the police according to law, and waiting for her will be severely punished by law.
Concluding remarks
Although the above-mentioned 10 female driver's "wonderful" operation "makes people laugh and cry", it should be added here that most female drivers still abide by traffic laws and regulations, and there are few dangerous driving behaviors. If we meet some female drivers who are unfamiliar with vehicles on the road, it is wise to be more humble and patient.
This article comes from the second brother, the author of the easy car number, who plays with cars. The copyright belongs to the author. Please contact the author if reproduced in any form. The content only represents the author's point of view and has nothing to do with the car reform.
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