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There are 30 winter vacation diaries, about 500 words, and my cousin's birthday diary 1.

Today is my cousin Doudou's birthday.

Doudou is 5 years old, short, round face and small eyes. When he laughed, he narrowed into a crack. He is very naughty and always closes the door.

After eating the cake, we took out a big cake and inserted five candles. When we turn off the lights, we clap our hands and sing a birthday song. Doudou blew out the candle and turned on the light. He found that the cake was like a little hedgehog, with thorns made of cream and ears, eyes and nose made of chocolate. While eating, I smeared cream, and as a result, I became two Xiaohua Mall, one on my nose, one on my forehead, one on my face and one on my chin, which made everyone laugh.

Summer sunshine

In the morning, the sun rises in the east of Ran Ran, and the earth is covered with a layer of red. Gorgeous clouds carry light and give off colorful light. The morning light shines on the lake, and the breeze rises at the beginning, and the fine waves jump, stirring the lake to pieces of gold.

At noon, the sun is no longer gentle in the morning, it shines brightly on the earth. Weeds sleep helplessly in the heat, flowers hang their heads feebly. The wind is like a fan in a stove. It is hot, blowing on the body and burning people hard.

In the evening, the sun gathered dazzling light and turned into a golden disc. Red light is sprinkled on the lake, and several pink clouds are flowing and giving off magnificent light. When it shines on the lake, it shines; It shines on the green trees, and the green trees look greener.

The sunset gave off the last ray of sunshine and left with a smile. However, tomorrow morning, a red sun will rise from the horizon of Ran Ran!

make dumplings

Today, jiaozi is in our home. I jump and jump happily.

I started to pack jiaozi. I was a little unconvinced when I saw my parents' bags. I went over to my mother and said, "Mom, can I wrap it up?" Mom said, "Can you do it?"

I said, "Why not?" In this way, my parents and I wrapped up jiaozi.

I picked up the dumpling skin, put the stuffing in, and pinched it with my hand. Ah, the skin is broken. My mother said, "Can't you?"

I am embarrassed to say, "I am a war hero-a wounded soldier."

After listening to this sentence, everyone began to laugh, and I followed suit.

Alas, it's not easy to package jiaozi. It seems that trivial housework is also learned and should not be underestimated.

Take my sister for the first time.

My sister is only three years old and very naughty. She always plays the big girl temper, and sometimes even her parents can't help it.

Today, I went to grandma's house. As soon as I got home, I saw my sister playing on the sofa in the living room, and I didn't care much. But wait till I get closer, okay? Why is my sister playing with my little book? I was furious and prepared to take it back. But on second thought, my sister is too young to understand. I should treat her as my sister. So, I stopped paying attention to her.

At this time, grandma came over and said that she would go to the market to buy food, and asked me to take my sister to play at home. I patted my chest and said, "Don't worry, grandma!" " "After grandma left, I asked my sister what she wanted to play. My sister said she wanted to play with dolls. My sister and I went to hug some dolls. I dress the doll first. Seeing that my sister was still dawdling, I went to help her. But my sister wouldn't let me, so I grabbed the doll for fear of wasting precious time. However, my sister began to cry, so I had no choice but to return the doll to her. But, who knows, she hit me after the doll.

Today, when I took my sister home, I thought about it for a moment, and I realized that I treated my parents like this. So I decided not to treat my parents like my sister in the future.

I am a computer geek.

I am a computer geek. I play games online almost every Saturday. Of course, I often look up information on the Internet, so I can study and play games.

Because I fell in love with the internet, I made a lot of jokes. For example, one day surfing the Internet at home, it was time to eat before you knew it. My mother asked me to eat, and I just said "Oh". After a while, my mother asked me to eat again, and I still said "Oh". Finally, everyone finished eating, and I felt hungry, so I casually asked, "Mom, ok." Mom said, "Everyone has finished eating!" Only then did I know what my mother had just asked me to do.

It's good to surf the Internet. For example, one day my teacher asked us to look for information about the changes in my hometown. I searched all the books, but I just couldn't find any information. I'm in a hurry and don't know what to do. At this time, I used my quick wits and came up with a good idea-looking up information on the Internet. I turned on the computer, looked it up on the Internet and found it in a short time. It's really "I can't find a place to get it, I can get it without effort."

Now, I have another QQ pet online, needless to say. I must feed it. Goodbye!