The first sentence of a chat

Everything given by AFC is for taking, while everything requested by PUA is for giving more in the future.

This is the first lesson I learned when I came to college, and it is also a summary of my previous behavior.

I hope to make progress with my friends here.

There are many skills to chat with girls, but it is said that humorous people are more popular with girls, and sometimes they feel quite popular with girls, although no one wants to be my girlfriend. But it should be humorous in theory.

Humor is nonsense with a serious attitude, but these things are logical.

I won't talk about many professional chatting skills with girls. Even Bernard Shaw's explanation can't be included in the Chinese dictionary after graduation, so I guess I'm even less capable. Just give a few examples to prove it.

Woman: Hello. (Her intention was just to say hello.)

Boy: I know. But he interpreted her words as telling his personal situation. )

This is nonsense in reason, but the language is completely correct in logic. This shows a person's wit, so it is called humor.

And this is completely different from joking. Of course, understanding the above words from the technical point of humor is called misinterpretation.

W: I love you (this is a very traditional way for her to express her love to him).

Boy: Me too. .................. loves myself (but he thinks it's a compliment).

Knowing the meaning of one thing, but giving a clever, unreasonable and logical answer is humor, which is technically a deliberate misunderstanding.

But jokes can be unreasonable and illogical, just to make people laugh. It has no meaning and beauty except that it can make people laugh. So I think jokes can't attract girls to like you, because they don't reflect any good qualities in you.

W: We can talk about Q at work.

Boy: It's necessary for work.

W: Why do you need to chat at work?

Boy: Work needs a combination of work and rest.

What people generally understand here is how useful the work content composed of chatting QQ is. However, his work needs to be properly relaxed in order to work better, but this obviously nonsense explanation is completely logical in language. ) This skill of chatting with girls is called misunderstanding humor. Girls understand the need of work as the need of work content, while boys interpret it as cooperative work.

Woman: That puppy is really beautiful.

Boy: yes, but not as beautiful as you (the humorous effect caused by this uncoordinated contrast is still called contrast in method)

W: We will have a child in 20 years.

Boy: If you use cucumbers every day, you won't have children in another 20 years.

Boy: I want to quit smoking.

W: There is a long way to go.

Boy: What do you mean?

Woman: The task is heavy and the road is long.

Boy: I don't understand. Your explanation is too complicated. Can you make it simpler?

Woman: You are so stupid.

I won't talk about humor, love, socializing and talking nonsense. After all, no woman has taken a fancy to me yet.

But you can find some humorous tone in your life, and responding to things in a humorous way can make you feel more relaxed and happy.

And don't treat humorous answers as unnecessary nonsense. You know that 99% of the chats in our life are nonsense, so it is a great thing for us to turn these nonsense into interesting things.

Chatting with girls skills Today I will only say the first sentence of chatting.

I watched Picking Up Girls, I watched The Mystery Man Law, I watched The Temptation of the Real World, I watched Double Dating, and I watched The Juggler Law. I feel that the chat of PUA people inside is particularly awesome and particularly embarrassing. And I also fantasize about learning from the words of Niu B, what kind of emotional roller coaster, push and pull. Flip it back and make girls fall in love with me at once.

However, why did I leave WeChat, Momo, Meet, Weibo, U+, and even Jack' d, and then send out my own whimsy, curious, caring, humorous, interesting, valuable and other meaningful and thoughtful sentences to the other party, but none of them came back like a sea of stones?

I have been trying to see how to chat with a girl to make her interact with herself.

After hundreds of different people opened it with different software, they found that the second highest response was only two words: "Hello"

And the first one is: "Hi."

These are some methods I have used.

1 is a comment about her photo.

It's lovely to see your picture. Make friends (some replies show concern for her, but few).

This is a beautiful photo. Is it me (almost no one replies "")

Add me, the girls who add me are all beautiful women (the performance is interesting and no one answers)

The girls who add me are all good people.

The eyes are quite clear, is it true or PS (expressing concern for her) "Only a few people replied.

The eyes are so big, the lips are so red, the brand is so high, and it is so beautiful to sum up. Add a friend (I sent a dozen, but nobody answered).

This is a comment about her personal data.

You are from Guangdong (some, not as few as commenting on photos, but not many)

You're from XXX, and I'm from nearby. Add a friend (reply less).

Is your age in the message? Why doesn't it look like it (no one answers)

Your name is XXX, right? Can you meet me (only a few times)

You also like XXX. Let's play together when you are free (still no one comes back).

I don't know if it's because I'm not talented or something, but few people reply to each other's messages and chat.

Comments on her signature.

The skill of chatting with girls is to comment according to a state in the other person's personality signature, without making a fixed speech according to the situation, just summarizing some examples.

Universal reply: personalized signature is quite personalized (there are still many people coming back this time)

Personalized signatures are really personalized (especially for sharp ones)

Personality signature is quite sharp, and I kind of appreciate your personality (the probability of this reply is ok, but it should be aimed at those less frequent signatures)

4. General answer.

Hello (I answered a lot and asked several women, and they all said I was average, but more than 35% answered me)

Hi (I replied a lot, mostly with a hi, and then with simple English, so I prefer hello)

To sum up, chatting with girls, the meaning of the first sentence is really important, but the content should not be too important, otherwise the other party may not accept it. Generally, the more you say in the first sentence, the more demands will appear, and fewer words can make you reveal less demands and make fewer mistakes.

I know many people are afraid that girls will ignore you if they answer so simply.

But my experiment proves that the fewer words, the higher the probability of reply.

Remember, women need men. They will try their best to get in touch with men. Otherwise, how can so many women register on WeChat and Momo?

Finally, say what everyone is saying: it really doesn't matter what you say to a girl for the first time. It is important to know Ms. He's chatting skills and respond to her accordingly.

In response to the first sentence of chatting skills with girls, I choose one point for your reference.

Boy: Hello.

Woman: Hello.

Boy: We are all fine.

Boy: Hello.

Woman: I'm fine.

Boy: I know.

Boy: Hello.

Woman: Where is good?

Boy: It's good to see it.

Boy: Your signature is very personal.

W: Thank you.

Boy: Then praise one.