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Who knows a story about defeating others with clever language?

The ridicule of Kong Rong Miao Yan

Kong Rong 10 came to Luoyang with his father. At that time, there was a man named Li Yuanli who had great influence in the society, from officials to officials. Many people came to visit him because of his versatility and noble morality. However, only his relatives, talented celebrities and gatekeepers can inform him. Kong Rong begged his father to take him to see Li Yuanli several times. His father was afraid that he was not sensible and offended others, so he always disagreed.

On this day, Kong Rong went to the door of the Li family without telling his father, saluted the doorman, and said in a childish voice, "Li is my relative. I want to go in and see him."

The gatekeeper saw that he was good-looking and behaved appropriately. He is the son of a scholar, so he went in and told Li Yuanli.

Kong Rong was invited into the living room. Li Yuanli didn't know him and asked, "Are you really my relative?"

Kong Rong replied, "It's a long story. In the past, your ancestor Laozi and my ancestor Confucius were teachers and students, and you and I are naturally old friends. "

The guests present were very surprised to see the child so leisurely and eloquent. Li Yuanli can't help but praise: "Good eloquence, what a prodigy!"

At this time, the men came in and reported that Dr. Chen Wei had arrived.

Yang Chen swaggered into the living room and heard everyone praising a strange child. He was curious and asked others why. People told him Kong Rong's words, and Chen Yi said disapprovingly, "Being smart as a child doesn't mean success in the future."

Everyone thinks that what he said is unreasonable, but it is not easy to refute him because of his feelings. The atmosphere in the class suddenly solidified.

"I think adult Chen must have been very clever when he was a child." Kong Rong unhurriedly replied.

Chen Yi thought to himself: Isn't this to hit me back with my words? Doesn't saying that I was smart when I was a child mean that I am a worthless fool now? I can't help blushing.

Everyone couldn't help laughing to himself when they saw the big official standing there in embarrassment.

Grand strategy: ridicule is like a sword, which can deeply stab people. Smart people will deal with this kind of injury, and deal with a man as he deals with you, which often makes the opponent more embarrassed.