Stephen Chow's classic funny lines

Introduction: Stephen Chow's movies have always been ridiculous, but in fact, the movies of Master Xing have left a deep impression on our generation. Let me take you back to the following classic funny lines of Stephen Chow!

Stephen Chow's classic funny lines:

1. Bao Longxing: You are a lemon head, a mouse eye, an eagle hooked nose, a figure-of-eight eyebrow, a flaring ear, an old Qiang tooth, a wick neck, a high and low shoulder, a long and short hand, a chicken breast, a dog's belly and a useless waist. If I were you, I would

have killed myself

.

3. Did you see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day long, as if there was a fly all day, huh? Sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Fly into your ear, help!

4. Sir, you have a bone in your forehead, a light in your eyes, a fairy reincarnated, and a fairy came down to earth. I finally waited for you. Don't go. Although I leaked the secret, disaster is inevitable, but I am destined to show you the whole picture even if I have to take great risks.

5. Is Zi Xia an exclamation point or a period in your mind? Is your mind full of question marks?

6. I'm sorry, director. Well, according to the background and personality of the role, I want to be a little naughty in rhythm when I perform later, but it is a bit contradictory. What do you think?

7. It's dangerous here. Go back to Mars quickly!

8. A Shui is famous for picking up girls, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is universally recognized as the lover of the neighborhood and the soul of a tea restaurant, and everyone knows him? Prince Egg Tower.

9. With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!

1. Shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, and you dig your nose. Eat! ? Eat shit!

11, 16. Hey, hey, hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Being angry will offend you! Wukong, you are so naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you? Look, you threw away the stick again before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants! You want it? Wukong, if you want to talk, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?

12. Cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think that I am afraid of you!

13. When cutting hair, you shouldn't be crazy and popular depending on how others cut it. You should cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face shape at all, it doesn't fit your body shape, it doesn't match your hairstyle at all, and it doesn't match at all! Brother Huan! What exactly do you want?

14. I'm a charming expert who can improve the social atmosphere, stimulate the movie market, and improve the connotation of young people. My name is Gu Jing and my English name is Jing Koo.

15. I just woke up, and after doing nothing outside, I dropped in to learn from my teacher. You suddenly mentioned marriage to me. I haven't brushed my teeth yet!

16. Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, please order, Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, you die hard! You and I have lived together, shared weal and woe for so many years, and have always regarded you as my own bone and flesh for book teaching. I can't believe that today's bald people send black people!

17. Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused on one point to change my previous view of things. Why? I can't make a rumor. You want to take my seat?

18. I am a western warrior after all. If you ask me to kiss me, I will kiss you. Then my image is not completely ruined!

19. How can it be? Even a pair of underwear and a piece of toilet paper have their uses.

2. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at your whole body, you will know that you have no connotation

21. I can't stand you! You are so ugly, do me a favor, everyone is a fairy, stop sexually harassing me, ok?

22. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang played chess and scraped bones to heal wounds. Now, I watch A belt take bullets.

23. I'd like you to meet Pizzad's boyfriend. His hairstyle is bad and ugly, he doesn't have much money, he hasn't read a book, and his sexual ability is so-so, but he's all good looks. Haha

24. Hurry back to Mars. The earth is very dangerous.

25. I'll just try your chop suey noodles! Curry fish balls don't taste like fish or curry. Failure! The pigskin was cooked too badly, and I didn't chew my head. Failure! Pig Korean pine plopped away in one clip and failed! Never picked the radish, too much tendon, failure! The most ridiculous thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a piece of shit. Are you kidding me?

26. Bao Longxing: You are a lemon head, a mouse eye, an eagle hooked nose, a figure-of-eight eyebrow, ears, a big mouth, an old Qiang tooth, a wick neck, a high and low shoulder, long and short hands, a chicken breast, a dog's belly, and a useless waist. If I were you, I would have killed myself!

27. What did you say? You can tell such a lie? Do you have a conscience? Sorry about your parents, right? Is it worthy of this country? Call a press conference to clarify, or I'll

skin you, cut your bones and drink your blood!

28. Save it! Change your image and do your promising job as a mountain thief!

29. There is nothing wrong with you. It's your parents' problems that have caused you to look like this!

3. Come on, let the dog go!

31. Sweeping the floor is just my superficial work. I am really a graduate student.

32. There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a chance to do it again, I will tell this girl that I love her. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be ten thousand years.

33. It's our duty as citizens to get rid of violence, and it's my personal interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtue, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week, and I will do it two or three times if it is a national holiday!

34. Look at you. You're sneaking around, humiliating, and you're all put on airs. How can you come out with me to wander the Jianghu?

35. Do you think you can't be found by hiding? It's useless! An excellent man like you, no matter where, is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife technique and that cup of Dry Martine all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is so excellent, there are rules and regulations. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's stay. Don't you have to pay the woman?

36. Bo Hu, don't be so awesome, okay? I swear that if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang rape every night until she is in pieces and crumbling. Is that all right?

37. Don't blame me for being too frank! It's too trifling for you guys to try to take my life.

38, oh! If you talk like this, I can sue you for slander, ha!

39. proprietress: you have no asshole when you have a son, and your father sells it. You suck your own asshole and love chicken asshole. Big ass, you have no business of your own, and you're bothering me?

4. Here is an Ace. As long as I press it lightly, it immediately becomes a wrinkled Ace.

41. My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless, like the Yellow River breaking its banks.

42, can you be a little professional!

43. Elder sister, you are not afraid of being laughed at. Even the dog will faint.

44. So I grabbed the fly, burst its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed his neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, huh? ! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start again, okay? ! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I want to kill him!

45. Ridiculous! I dare to say, in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!

46. Liu Piao Piao: You are a dead curry (you are dying)! Yin Tianchou: Actually, I'm an actor.

47. In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little taller than him, but now there is a fairy from Zi Xia, and I'm afraid he is a little taller than me. It is because of you that he is a little taller than me!

48. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at your whole body, I know you have no connotation.