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Conversations related to the Rakshasa hag
(Li Xiaoyao chases the little ghost with his sword)
Li Xiaoyao: Hey~ If you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple. Where can you run away?
(Li Xiaoyao chased to Raksha Cave with his sword and met the earth monster)
The earth monster: Sword Immortal, please stay!
Li Xiaoyao: What a monster! When others saw me and couldn't run away, you actually came to my door yourself!
Tumon: The Great Immortal Sword shows mercy~ The little demon is here and wants to borrow the Chunyang Divine Sword from the Great Immortal!
Li Xiaoyao: What a joke! This hero relies on this sword to conquer demons and demons. I will lend you the Pure Yang Sword. How can I destroy these evil spirits like you? Do you think you can survive by tricking me into taking away my weapons?
Tu monster: Don’t get me wrong~ The little demon is not lucky enough to deceive the great immortal. Just because he knows that the great immortal slayer always only kills the culprits, I believe he will not embarrass the little demon.
Tuguai: Moreover, the great immortal’s mystical power and divine power no longer need to rely on the sharpness of weapons. No matter how ordinary the sword is for you to use, it is just a matter of ghosts and gods!
Li Xiaoyao: Seeing that you are willing to take risks and show up to find me, I must have something else for you. Why do you want to borrow the Pure Yang Divine Sword?
Oil monster: A blood-horned blue dragon emerged from the cave where the little demon lived, spewing cold and poisonous fire day and night. The little demon boldly borrowed the sword in order to get rid of this serious trouble!
Li Xiaoyao: Hahaha~ You should have said this earlier! When I get rid of the Rakshasa hag, I'll help you kill that green dragon.
Tuguai: If I can borrow the sword with the permission of the Great Immortal, it would be a great kindness. I dare not bother you~~
Tuguai: I don’t know if the Sword Immortal will allow it. Borrow a sword?
Ruby monster: If the Great Immortal doesn’t give up, the little demon will form a grass ring in the future, and he will definitely be rewarded!
Tu monster: Please remove the Pure Yang Divine Sword and give it to the little demon.
(Remove the Chunyang Sword and hand it to the soil monster)
The soil monster:……………………
Li Xiaoyao: Humph! Why do you smile so slyly? Are you trying to trick me?
Ruby: The poisonous woman is not far ahead. I hope the sword fairy will eliminate the harm to the people as soon as possible!
Li Xiaoyao: Look at his evil smile, could it be that I have been deceived~ It would be embarrassing if the great immortal was deceived...
(Li Xiaoyao meets the Rakshasa hag)
Rakshasa Hag: Huh~ boy! You are not easy to mess with, but you actually bullied me!
Li Xiaoyao: In troubled times, everyone can find the evildoers and punish them! Today, the Japanese heroes came here specifically to do justice for heaven.
Rakshasa hag: ...~If you want to die, don't worry, no one can do it...
Li Xiaoyao: The devil is here, you and I are incompatible.
Rakshasa hag: Li Xiaoyao! Accept your fate~~
(Enter the battle, Li Xiaoyao is defeated)
Li Xiaoyao: Wow~ Rakshasa ghost woman who has done many evil things! Since it falls into your hands, it goes without saying that I will kill or hack him into pieces!
Li Xiaoyao: Let’s do it~ Eighteen years later, he is another hero!
(After defeating Elder Shi in the dream of returning to the soul, he was taken to Rakshasa Cave by the golden-winged phoenix and met the earth monster again)
The earth monster: the great benefactor!
Li Xiaoyao: What is so immortal? Who recognizes you monster!
Tuguai: Why did the Great Immortal forget? You came here a few months ago, and the little demon had the audacity to borrow a sword from you!
Li Xiaoyao: Hahaha~ I remembered it! It’s you...
Li Xiaoyao: Huh...? I was dreaming at that time!
Li Xiaoyao: How strange! ? How could this situation... be exactly the same as the dream I had before...?
Li Xiaoyao: How? Has that green dragon been eliminated?
Ruby: Thanks to you, I have eradicated the green dragon! The little demon has been waiting here for a long time, just to return the divine sword.
(The earth monster returns the Chunyang Sword to its original owner)
The earth monster: Please stay, the benefactor! !
Li Xiaoyao: What? What tricks do you want to do again?
Ruby: The great immortal’s kindness cannot be repaid! After the little demon annihilated the evil dragon, he ground its bloody horn into a jade pendant and presented it to his benefactor today as a token of his gratitude.
(Get the Blue Dragon Jade Blood Jade)
Tugui: Say goodbye to your benefactor! The little demon retires~~
(Li Xiaoyao meets the Rakshasa hag again)
Rakshasa hag: Brat, it’s you again!
Li Xiaoyao: Oh my god~ the dream has come true!
Rakshasa hag: The defeated general is here to die! ? I will show mercy today and send you to be a ghost!
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