Excerpts: Naughty words in Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie’s stupid words, Sun Wukong’s diplomatic rhetoric, Tang Monk’s official accent, choose one of 4

Tang Monk's official accent

Chapter 24: When the elder saw it, he was trembling and stayed three feet away and said: "Good, good! This year is actually full of youth, why do you think so? Are you eating people? This is a child under the age of 3, how can you quench my thirst?"... Mingyue stepped forward and said: "Teacher, this thing is called 'ginseng fruit', it's okay to eat one." Sanzang said: "Nonsense, nonsense. ! His parents suffered so much during the pregnancy. How could they use him as a fruit after only three days? "Qingfeng said, "It's really from a tree." The elder said, "It's nonsense. Nonsense talk! Will there be a human being born on the tree again? Take it over and treat it like a son!"

Chapter 27: The elder was so frightened that he muttered: "This monkey is so rude! He refused to obey repeated advice and hurt people's lives for no reason."... From then on, Sanzang said that he was in bad luck: He really believed the idiot's instigation, twisted the formula in his hand, and chanted the mantra... Tang Monk said: "My fate is in heaven, I should do it. That goblin can’t be eaten even if it’s cooked. How can you save me? Go back quickly!” On the roadside, I didn’t say anything, I just recited the Tightening Mantra twenty times in reverse. ...Tang Monk said: "This monkey is talking nonsense! There are so many monsters! You are a person who has no intention of doing good and intends to do evil. Just go away!" ...The Tang Monk was on the horse, and he was so frightened that he could not speak. ... Tang Seng heard it and believed it... Tang Seng was really soft-hearted, so he believed him again and then started to read it again. ... When Tang Monk saw his words, he became more and more angry. He dismounted from his saddle and asked Sha Monk to take out a pen and paper from his bag. He then fetched water from the stream, rubbed ink on a stone, wrote a piece of derogatory letter, and handed it to the traveler: " Monkey head! I will take this as my disciple! If I meet you again, I will fall into the Abi Hell!"...Tang Monk turned around and muttered: "I am a good person. Monk, I don’t accept the courtesy of you, the villain!”

Chapter 40: The elder was shocked: “Disciple, who is this person in the middle of the mountain?”… The elder said: “Disciple, this one is? The cry is not a ghost or evil spirit; if it is a ghost or evil spirit, but there is no response, if you hear him screaming again and again, he must be in trouble, and we can go and rescue him. "...The elder said again. Huai said angrily: "This monkey is really teasing me! There are monsters in the place, but he says there is nothing wrong; it is such a peaceful place, but he threatens me, and shouts that there are monsters from time to time. There are too many monsters in reality, no matter how serious it is, He picked me up by his feet and pushed me off the horse, but now he said that if the passing monster hurt me, he would be sorry! "Wait, wait!"... Sanzang was furious, and he had to hold on tightly. He cursed, but Sha Monk tried hard to persuade him, so he had no choice but to mount his horse and start again. Before he could sit firmly, he heard another shout of "Master, save people!" When the elder looked up, he saw that it was a child, naked, hanging on the tree. He grabbed the reins and scolded the traveler: "How big is this monkey?" You're lazy! You don't have any good intentions at all, you just want to do something evil! I said it was a human voice, but he just said it was a monster!"

Chapter 65: I heard someone shouting from the mountain gate: "Tang Monk, you came from the east to worship my Buddha, why are you so negligent?" When Sanzang heard this, he bowed down... It turned out to be Sanzang. The voice cried: "Wukong! I - I regret that I didn't listen to Yi at that time, which led to the disaster today. I hurt you in the golden cymbals, and I was tied up with hemp ropes. Who knew. The four of them suffered fate, and three thousand skills After all the journey, how can we resolve the difficulties in Hachi and go back to the west?