You know the joke that makes you laugh out loud in one second?

Do you know the jokes that make you laugh out loud in one second?

A famous person once said: Only those who speak with a smile can take on important responsibilities. Although the words are a bit exaggerated, they show how much influence laughter has on people. When you go out to find a job or apply for a position, a smile may help you get the job. Below are some jokes I compiled for you that will make you laugh out loud in a second. I’m telling you secretly, don’t read them while eating, otherwise your rice will be sprayed out.

Laughing

1. My best friend said she liked daffodils, so her husband planted them outside; I said I liked the sea, so my husband kept surfing outside.

Second, I was rejected by the goddess again. This time the reason was quite reliable, saying that my typing was too ugly!

3. What happened to the female man? Everyone says that a daughter is her parents’ caring little cotton-padded jacket, and I am my parents’ bulletproof vest! 4. My gold necklace was robbed, but I didn’t dare to call for help, not because I was timid, but because I was going to eat at the buffet later and was afraid that the robbers would see my mouth full of golden dentures.

5. When I was sick and didn’t want to take medicine, my boyfriend took out his wallet and coaxed me to take it. I took one pill and received a gift of 100 yuan. I opened a capsule and counted it.

6. The supervisor: "Before execution, I can grant you one wish!" "I want to hug your lovely grandson!" The supervisor: "I'm not married yet!" "It's okay. , I can wait!" 7. Xiao Ming: "Why did you hit me?" Da Huang: "I suspect you have a knife!" Xiao Ming cried: "Then why didn't you hit Heizi? : "The black man really brought it!"

8. Once upon a time, a robber said: "Hand over the money, the first person pays one hundred yuan, the second person pays two hundred, and the third Three hundred, and so on." Later, everyone rushed to pay, and some jumped in line!

9. There was a sudden power outage in the morning. My mother asked me to go to the property management company to ask whether my home was in arrears or whether the community had a power outage. I lay in bed, took out my phone, and turned on wifi. The list was empty. "Mom, there's a power outage in the community."

10. Chinese women have been deceived for their entire lives by one sentence: to capture a man's heart, capture his stomach first. That's ridiculous. Have you ever seen a man cheat on his wife because his mistress cooked delicious food?