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0 to 1 year-old baby's bedtime story
0 to 1 year-old baby bedtime story 1 night, quiet. A big tiger ran out of the hole in search of food. Shasha, Shasha, Shasha, Shasha, Shasha, Shasha. Hey, there's a shadow.
Tiger is very happy, ha, now I have something to eat! It ran quietly and shouted, "Ah, I'm going to eat you!" " ""You eat, tiger! " The shadow made a sound. Hey, meet a fool! The big tiger swooped down and took a big bite. "Oh, oh, my mouth hurts! Hey ... Hey ... Who are you? "The big tiger barked painfully." Ha, who made you greedy? I am a hedgehog. ""Oh, oh, I mistook you for someone else. " The big tiger walked away with his mouth crooked. She knows that hedgehogs have sharp thorns. The big tiger walked forward step by step. Sasha Vujacic, Sasha Vujacic, there is a sound in the grass. Hey, there's another shadow. It runs quietly and shouts, "Are you a hedgehog?" "No" "Ah, I'm going to eat you!" "You eat, big tiger!" The shadow made a sound. Hey, another fool! The big tiger swooped down and took a big bite. "Oh, oh, my mouth hurts! Hey ... Hey ... Who are you? ""Ha, who made you greedy? You only know hedgehogs, but you don't know there are echidna! " "Oh, oh, I mistook one for another." The tiger grinned and left. She knew that the echidna was covered with thorns, but it was not easy to mess with. The big tiger walked forward step by step. Shasha, Shasha, Shasha, there is a sound under the hillside. Hey, there's another shadow. The big tiger ran quietly and shouted, "Are you a hedgehog?" "No" "Are you a echidna? ""no. ""Well, uh-huh, I'm going to eat you! " "You eat, big tiger!" The shadow made a sound. Hey, this is another fool! The big tiger rushed over and took a big bite. "Oh, oh, who are you? "The big tiger cried out in pain." Haha, you only know echidna and hedgehog, why don't you think porcupine has thorns! "Shadow said with a smile alas alas, after a long time, I am a big fool. How could I forget the porcupine? "At this time, it was almost dawn, so the big tiger had to go back to the cave to sleep with a hungry grin.
0 to 1 year-old baby bedtime story 2 A little frog jumped out of the hole in fear and looked around: Are there any enemies?
Suddenly, he was startled, and there was a dark guy squatting next to him.
The little frog shrank most of its body into the hole. Even if the other party pounced on him, he could quickly escape back to the hole.
The little frog stuck out his mouth first, then half his head, then exposed his eyes and looked around. There was nothing. Ha, I'm completely scared by myself.
He pranced out of the hole again. Ah, another black man. Slow down, it's interesting to look carefully this time. Who is this guy? He looked, and so did the black man; He moved, so did the black man. Like your own shadow.
"Is it my shadow?" He observed it accurately horizontally and vertically. It is his own shadow. Suddenly he found his shadow lying on the ground bigger than the stone next to him.
"Ahahaha, so I am such a monster!" The little frog jumped up as if he had discovered a new continent.
0 to 1 year-old baby bedtime story 3 A long time ago, ducks could fly, they wouldn't play in the water like this, and dogs wouldn't enjoy it like this.
On one occasion, the black dog was driven out by his master. The black dog came to the river and saw the white duck flying. Black dog thought, if only I had a pair of wings! The flying white duck saw a black dog with a sad face. He thought that there must be something on the black dog's mind. The white duck flew over, stopped beside the black dog and asked, "Little black dog, what's wrong with you?" Are you sick? ""no, I'm fine. I just want to have a pair of wings. Why don't you lend me your wings? " The black dog said. The little white duck shook her head and said, "This won't do! I lent it to you. How can I fly? " "Why don't you take me on a trip?" The little black dog asked sincerely. The white duck quickly said, "Yes, yes! I'll take you there, arrive at seven o'clock tomorrow morning on time, and we'll start together. " "Thank you so much!" Black dog said excitedly.
The next day, the black dog came to the lake with food on his back, and so did the white duck. The white duck said to the black dog, "You ride on my back and hold on tight, but don't stand up, or it will be blown away by the wind, remember!" "Yes," replied the black dog. They set off with a whoosh. They fly over mountains and grasslands and play everywhere. On the way, the black dog felt a little hungry, so he reached for something to eat, but the bag was too tightly tied to carry. So the black dog stood up and loosened his bag. A gust of wind blew the food out of the bag. The black dog tried to reach for it, but he lost his footing and fell off the white duck's back. The white duck dived to save the black dog, and the black dog reached out and caught it. A terrible thing happened. The white duck's feathers were torn off, and the white duck screamed in pain and quickly jumped into the water. The black dog was caught by a boy. He liked the black dog very much, so he took it home.
From then on, the white duck can no longer fly. The black dog loves its owner very much because he saved it.
0 to 1 year-old baby bedtime story 4 mouse Joe spent most of his life in the country and never entered the city. I heard that this city is very dangerous. Not to mention human cats, rat poison and rat traps, even walking in the street may be run over by cars-there are many cars in the city, and the wheels of cars are more than people's legs. Moreover, the city doesn't have as much food as the countryside, and the place to live is also tight. Where in the country is life so carefree? Joe doesn't want to take the risk, but he wants to live a stable life.
Suddenly one day, Joe's cousin Ali sent him a letter from the city, inviting Joe to play in the city. Joe knew a few years ago that Ali took a tractor to transport grain into the city, but he didn't expect to make a fortune a few years later and live in a hotel in the city (in the sewer of the hotel, of course). Qiao Ben didn't intend to go, but he couldn't resist the temptation of the colorful scenes described in Ali's letter and decided to go and have a look. I don't live in the city anyway. What does it matter to play? Joe packed his bags, put on the most decent clothes, wrapped his head with a white towel from the belly of a sheep-and set off like the most authentic and simple farmer.
Finally escaped the rampaging cars and motorcycles on the main road, and Joe sneaked into a truck parked by the city transport team. Joe didn't realize he was lucky until he got on the bus. A truckload of fresh vegetables: tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bean sprouts … Try to drink as much water as possible. Joe looked shocked and swallowed hard.
The car started and the roar of the engine drowned Joe's saliva. He couldn't wait to pick up a big tomato and chew it. Juice ran down Joe's mouth and even his beard was stained with tomato juice. What a relief! Joe grabbed some big tomatoes, picked some cucumbers and stuffed them into his schoolbag. He wants to bring some gifts to his cousin in the city.
The cars of the vegetable convoy soon entered the city. Joe was lying on the railing of the car butt browsing the city, and his eyes were not enough. This city is really big! The building is so high and the road is so wide and flat. As far as the eye can see, there are more and more cars. Joe muttered, thinking it would be a pity if he didn't come to see it.
The truck stopped at the vegetable market. The driver opened the trunk to unload vegetables. As soon as the car door opened, the driver became stupid: only half a basket of fresh tomatoes was good, and the chewed tomatoes were thrown all over the floor. Cucumber was not spared, and lay down without arms and legs. Those watery vegetables are now scattered into a pile with a few hot mouse droppings on them.
Joe's masterpiece.
He's long gone now. Because it is dangerous to walk around the city during the day, Joe found a bookstore to hide and prepared to go to his cousin's house at night.
As the sun sets, the noisy city gradually quietens down. At the beginning of the light, taxis with headlights shuttled through the streets.
0 to 1 year-old baby bedtime story 5 Although the white duck and the magpie look very different, a long time ago, they were brothers. Both of them could fly very high. They often practice competitions together to see who can fly higher!
White ducks and magpies often travel together, flying higher and farther, and their bodies are getting more and more vigorous. They have the same ideal: to be travelers.
One spring, the magpie said to the white duck, "Hey! Brother, let's go on a trip! " The duck looked at the sky, shook his head and said, "I won't go." You see, it's raining and foggy, and you can't see the road clearly. I see, let's wait until it's sunny! "Seeing that the white duck refused to travel with him, the magpie said nothing more, flapping its wings alone, flew to the huge canopy where it was raining all over the sky, looked back at the white duck and began to travel.
In summer, the magpie said to the white duck, "Brother, shall we go this time?" Pointing to the blazing sun in the sky, the white duck walked under the shady bamboo shed and said, "It's hot now, and I'm afraid of it. Sweating will get my feathers wet, and my body will become heavier, flying slowly and wasting time." Brother, let's wait until the weather gets cold! The magpie said nothing, flapped its wings and flew into the blue sky under the scorching sun.
When autumn comes, the magpie says to the white duck, "We should start, or a year will pass." Dude, do you still want to stall? ""It's so cold, I ... "Magpie heard another refusal, so Magpie set off alone again.
In this way, day after day, year after year, the wings of ducks gradually degenerate, and finally they can't fly, so they can only swim in the water and walk like an old man. Facing the wind and rain, magpies fly higher and higher, and their bodies become more and more vigorous and become travelers.
0 to 1 year-old baby bedtime story 6 The duckling told a very interesting joke, which made everyone laugh, except the bunny.
The duckling is a little unhappy. It said, "Little Rabbit, is my joke funny?"
Little Nutbrown hare quickly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, your jokes are very funny!" " "
The duckling obviously doesn't believe it: "Then why don't you laugh?"
The little rabbit said painfully, "Alas!" Because my smile is gone! "
"ah? Is your smile gone? " The little animal asked in surprise. Little rabbit nodded his head.
"That must be found quickly, otherwise it will go further and further!" Said the little frog.
"Yes and yes! Let's help it find it! " Everyone said.
So the little turtle climbed into the pond, the bird flew into the clouds and the little vole got into the ground. They searched and searched and searched.
After a while, only the little hen not far away shouted, "Come on, everyone! I found the little rabbit's smile! "
Everyone heard the sound and came to the little hen one after another. They looked up. Little rabbit's smile is swinging on the vine of a big tree!
The sparrow suddenly grabbed the rabbit's smile and gave it back to him. Now, the little rabbit's smile is finally back. It grinned and smiled happily.
0 to 1 year-old baby bedtime story 7 On the grass, there is a lovely lamb skipping to catch Hu Die. The wolf was very happy when he saw it.
He thought, "Hey, you can have a good meal tomorrow!" " "
As soon as the wolf thought of this, he heard "ouch!" At first glance, it turned out that the lamb accidentally tripped over a big stone and fell to the ground. The wolf snickered, "Ha ha! It's really no trouble to get it! "
The lamb saw the wolf and said, "Uncle Wolf, my leg is hurt. Can you take me home? "
The wolf said, "What? Why should I send you home? "
Lamb said, "I have a lot of food at home. If you take me home, my parents will definitely thank you for these delicious dishes. "
The wolf rolled his eyes and thought, "I'll take you home, so you can eat your parents all the way?" Catch one and get two free, this business is cost-effective! "So he picked up the lamb and went home.
When they arrived at the lamb's home, their parents were surprised to see that the lamb was sent back by the wolf. In order to thank the wolf, their parents took out a lot of delicious food. Father and mother sheep said, "You are really a good wolf."
The wolf was so surprised that no one ever praised him! This feeling is really good!
From then on, the wolf stopped doing good deeds, and it really became a good wolf!
0 to 1 year-old baby bedtime story 8 1, baby bedtime story text version: naughty colorful light
Father Sun has seven naughty babies with light. Their names are yellow, orange, green, blue, cyan, red and purple. Seven-color baby lights are drilling around in the clouds, dyeing the clouds in the sky into seven-color clouds.
When they had had enough fun in the sky, they sneaked to the ground to play. They slid onto the sunflower, and the sunflower's face turned golden. They came to the orchard again and painted the oranges orange.
They rolled on the grass and it turned green. They jumped, jumped and jumped into the sea, and the sea turned blue. After taking a bath, the colorful baby passed by the beach, and the little crab asked them if they were blue and turned into little blue crabs.
As soon as Qicai Guangbao came to the vegetable garden, Grandpa Sun called them home. Tomatoes and eggplant are in a hurry: "leave us beautiful colors!" " "Color baby kisses tomatoes and eggplant, tomatoes are red and eggplant is purple.
Seven-color baby heard the sun father-in-law shout again and ran to the sky. The place where they run gives off seven colors of light.
2, baby bedtime story text version: white rabbit straw hat
Nini is a clever little white rabbit. She has a beloved straw hat, which her mother gave her on her birthday.
One day, Nini took her beloved straw hat and basket to dig vegetables on the hillside. When she came to the hillside, she saw that the trees were covered with big and red apples. Nini quickly picked some and put them in the basket. Nini took out some carrots. It's already noon after pulling out carrots. The sun shone on Nini, making her sweat, so she took off her straw hat and put it on her head as a sun hat.
Nini is walking. Suddenly, dark clouds were gathering, thunder and lightning flashed, and it rained heavily. Nini quickly buttoned her hat to prevent the wind from blowing away, and the straw hat can be used as an umbrella again.
The rain stopped slowly, so Nini had to move on. Suddenly, a big bad wolf jumped out of the grass and went straight for Nini. Nini turned her head in fear and ran forward. The big, bad wolf chased after her and said savagely, "Don't run away, little white rabbit, stay and cook dinner for me." Nini doesn't care what the wolf says, she just wants to run for her life. Nini ran and ran to the top of the mountain, and Nini had no choice. I'm about to be caught up, but I'm worried about Nini.
Suddenly, Nini's eyes lit up and she had a good idea. She took off her hat, grabbed the rope of the straw hat with both hands and jumped to the top of the mountain. The straw hat, like a parachute, sent Ninian safely down the hill.
When Nini came to the foot of the mountain, she saw many mushrooms on the hillside. Nini wants to pick some home, but the basket is full and can't be filled. What should I do? "Yes, you can weave baskets with straw hats," Nini said to herself. So Nini tied the rope on both sides of the straw hat, slung it over her arm and picking mushrooms happily.
When I got home, my mother was very happy to see Nini bring back so much food. Queenie's mother is a smart and capable little white rabbit.
3, baby bedtime story text version: the little mouse's new clothes
Children's Day is coming. Giraffe Lala gives each little mouse a new dress. The little mice are wearing new clothes, which are beautiful and fit.
"Hey, Lala didn't even wear new clothes herself." The mouse said, while making new clothes for Lala.
Blue mouse made a vest for Lala.
The red mouse made a pair of trousers for Lala.
The green mouse made a shirt for Lala.
The mice gave their vests, shirts and trousers to Lala. "Oh dear!" The mice found that the clothes they made were too small for lesbians to wear.
Lala happily accepted the vest, shirt and trousers sent by the mice. Lala strung clothes around her neck with a rope and let the wind roar. Everyone says it's beautiful.
4, baby bedtime story text version: as timid as a mouse
A long time ago, hedgehog and mouse were good friends. Their posture and temperament are very similar. Hedgehogs, on the other hand, are not very dangerous because they are covered with hard thorns and will curl up into a ball with thorns when they are in danger.
The kind hedgehog gave some of his own thorns to the mouse in order that his good friend would not be hurt.
After the mouse had a thorn, it found that other animals were afraid to provoke themselves, so it gradually became complacent and felt that it was the king of all animals. From then on, whenever he saw other small animals approaching him, the mouse pricked up and rushed at them, stuck a few small holes in them, and then swaggered away. Over time, animals hate mice.
One day, when the mouse was wandering in the forest, he found a beautiful peacock and thought, "If you have a dress as beautiful as a peacock again, you will be more like the king of the forest." So the mouse said to the peacock, "Peacock, where did you buy such beautiful clothes?" Tell me quickly. "Peacock said," I can tell you. "It's no use telling you, the thorns on your body will pierce your clothes. Unless you pull out the thorn. " The mouse went to the crab barber and pulled out all the thorns.
The mouse walked happily to the peacock, but as soon as the peacock saw it, it flew high into the air and shouted to the animals in the forest, "Come and see, everyone can live a quiet life, because the mouse has been stabbed."
When the little animals heard the news, they ran out of their homes to watch. The little animals he bullied rushed at him. Just as the mouse was about to pull off the thorn and fight back, it remembered that it had been taken in by the peacock, and now it was "not what it used to be", so it had to panic and run away despondently.
So until now, the mouse didn't dare to come out during the day, sneaking around all day. When it came out, it always lay on the edge of the hole with its front paws and looked around, which made it feel safe.
"Timid as a mouse" comes from this.
5, baby bedtime story text version: the little mouse grows corn
The little mouse planted a lot of corn and was busy weeding and watering every day.
The corn grows seedlings, and the mole cricket crawls out every night to eat the tender stems of the corn. Seeing many seedlings die, the little mouse was very worried.
The frog knew it and said to the mouse, "Don't worry, I'll help you eliminate these bad guys!" " "
The little mouse thought the frog was ugly and said disdainfully, "Please leave here, I don't need your help!" " "
A few days later, it rained heavily and the ground was hard. The little mouse waved a hoe and loosened the soil so hard that it was so tired that it was full of sweat.
The little earthworm knew it, drilled out the soil and said to the little mouse, "Don't worry, I'll help you loosen the soil!" " "
"Can you help me loosen the soil?" The little mouse took a look at the earthworm and said contemptuously, "You'd better go and play in the field!" " "
The corn planted by the little mouse is getting drier and yellower every day. The kind frog and earthworm decided to help secretly. The frog ate grubs in the field while the mouse was away. Earthworms dig holes in the soil day and night, turn over the soil and fertilize the corn once by the way. Seeing frogs and earthworms working so hard, night owls repeatedly praised them as good examples of helping others.
In autumn, the corn planted by the little mouse got a bumper harvest. How happy he is! In the evening, he sat alone in the yard eating corn.
The owl came and asked him, "Do you know why your corn harvest is good?"
The little mouse proudly said, "I earned it hard!" " "
The owl shook its head and said, "Without the help of frogs and earthworms, your corn will not be harvested." The owl told him that the frog caught the mole and the earthworm helped him loosen the soil and fertilize it. The little mouse hung his head in shame.
0- 1 year-old baby bedtime story 9 Little hedgehog is very naughty. When it saw Sister Rabbit walking on the road with a pink balloon, it walked beside it.
Poke with a spike, "Bang!" Sister rabbit's balloon exploded.
Hedgehog saw it and made a face at Sister Rabbit happily.
Sister rabbit cried sadly. She said, "How could you do that? Meowed ... "
Hedgehog saw the rabbit's sister crying, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I was wrong." I want to play a joke on you. I won't do it again. Stop crying, will you? "
Sister Rabbit said, "There is a limit to joking!" "
Hedgehog nodded seriously.
0 to 1 year-old baby bedtime story 10 bear came to the mountain and cut down trees with an axe.
It raised its axe and was about to cut it. The little tree begged, "Bear, bear, don't cut us, okay?"
The bear pinched his nose and said, "If I don't cut you, what can I expect to sell?"
With that, he raised his axe again, and the bird in the tree begged, "Bear, bear, don't cut down the young tree, okay?"
The bear shrugged and said, "No, what do I use to cook porridge?"
It raised its axe again, and the grass beside the little tree begged, "Bear, bear, don't cut down the little tree, okay?"
The bear shook his head and said, "If I don't cut them down, what can I build a house with?"
Kaka Kaka. Kaka Kaka. Soon, the bear cut down a tree, then a second tree and a third tree. ...
It was about to go home when suddenly, a huge sandstorm blew over and swept it into the sky.
0 to 1 year-old baby bedtime story 1 1 A kitten has never eaten a mouse.
It asks the cat's father, "Dad, Dad, can you tell me what a mouse tastes like?"
Father cat thought for a moment and said, "Mice are sweet, just like sugar people."
It asked the cat mother again, "Mom, what do you think the smell of mice is?"
Mother cat thought for a moment and said, "Well, mice are soft, like cotton candy."
Finally, it asked Grandma Cat, and Grandma Cat said, "The smell of mice … I haven't tasted it for many years! Even your parents have never tasted it! "
This kitten is very strange. It said, "no, grandma, my father said the mouse tastes as sweet as sugar man, and my mother said it is as soft as cotton candy!" " "
Grandma Cat smiled and said, "How come? The taste of the mouse is similar to the bacon that the host gave you that day, because it is all meat. "
Mom and Dad Cat blushed because they really don't eat mice.
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