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A girl who crossed into the ancient Imperial Palace and was bent on staying in the house forever accidentally broke into a secret ...
The Imperial Palace is really a good place where a beautiful man can add a house at any time. She really wants to keep her promise, but she can't escape the fate of a american mouth in this gorgeous court.
What sets this book apart is the story of a stay-at-home girl traveling through the past. Modern women are knowledgeable, monetarist, and sometimes make some inventions and earn some gold and silver to satisfy the desire of little women to stay at home and rot, so little women who stay at home can't help but get involved in many conflicts. But it also won the emperor back
Lin Haitang, the heroine with the worst luck and the smallest ambition in history.
It's a shame to meet a corpse: There are many mysteries about the body attached to crossing the past, and past lives's conspiracies are coming one after another, so Mi Chong's wish of Haitang is becoming more and more out of reach.
Encountering misfortunes: When the hero is fickle and unpredictable, he is trapped in the palace and is in danger. What awaits her is an uncertain future and love.
However, fortunately, Haitang is an optimist, who has food, drink and beauty to see, and everything is enough.
Lin Haitang, whose house is rotting in the harem and no one is disturbing her, is really interesting. When she is free, she can make a small invention and make a lot of money.
Moreover, the harem is really a good place to have sex with beautiful men at any time. Haitang students are so drooling that they are easily turned over by [a blow], which is really the so-called home base of sprouting.
She really wants to count on this house ...
But nine times out of ten, it's not satisfactory, and the palace is gorgeous. This [blow] may sprout to her, or it may give her a fatal blow. What is the fate of the Haitang homecoming in very ha?
Her Majesty's Joke about Marriage
Sculpting the Moon Historian's Infinite Beautifying Edition
He sings all over the world in red
She is a prince of a country, and she is a female emperor of a country
The beginning of his relationship with her is like a middle song with enemies but not friends, but it is a beginning that can be seen, but she can't expect the final ending
. He went down in history and was honored as the emperor's husband.
After all, it was just that in the depths of pear blossoms, between white clouds and heavy clouds, he held her hand and never left
the truth version circulated in Dayue
The rogue queen who sculpted the moon took advantage of the beauty of our family and got into the court in the hall. Not to mention Wang Shugang, who was dumped in a small place like the bedroom, was extremely weak in mind and body. ! !
(The masses resent the nail-cutter ING)
Self-narrative version of Queen Ye:
Have you seen the female pig whose teeth were removed by the male pig just after she appeared on the stage?
never seen it? Congratulations, I am
the author's summary version:
This is a vulgar story with all the scenes and dog blood, just like lightning, cautious
the female host is just handsome, and the male host is perhaps charming. (As far as the value of force is concerned, it may be regarded as = =)
There is no NP, and there is no deep one. We will stick to the principle of taking kuso as the center and OTZ and embarrassing as the two basic points for a hundred years.
Ps: This is a vulgar story.
The vulgarity of this story can be clearly seen from the name I intended to use-"The Devil's Queen Qiao Wangfu".
There is also a brief introduction to shu ke's
Crossing into the Martial Arts
: the immature style of writing shocked the public, and the author was ashamed and guilty, so he locked it
Crossing a Dream in Lancome
Introduction: fantastic fantasy+romance, ambiguous, easy to write, still rough, and the final ending is a bright spot.
The First Husband of Crossing
Introduction: Martial Arts Romance+Crossing+Suspense Reasoning, a shaping work (published with the help of pirates)
The heroine is just a very ordinary modern girl, with no stunning appearance or brilliant mind, but without her, the story would not be complete. There is a saying circulating in the rivers and lakes that "there is no need to find reasons, and major cases are not worrying", and the story begins with this. Two "people" and two "gods", this article is about love, but it is about the feelings, love and friendship of others. There is no real bad guy in the novel, and a group of good people can stage a love-hate entanglement story.
The Legend of Crossing the Wulin
Introduction: Romance+Crossing the Wulin+Spoofing the Martial Arts (published)
This book is also known as Legend of Wulin, and it can also be called Crossing the Dawn.
It's nonsense, and the good rivers and lakes are in a mess.
The mystery buried for twenty years has finally been uncovered.
it turns out that everything is just a farce.
Introduction to "Wandering on the Moon": Martial Arts+Romance (published)
When the name Xiaohu Jiang is mentioned, it's really a household name, and everyone knows it from the emperor's cabinet to the village entrance. The reason is simple-he is useless. Carrying the family's massacre, he still didn't delay eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. He lost all his possessions, left his beautiful wife to be raised by prostitutes, and even lost his name ... There is no doubt that he is recognized as the most, most and most useless man in the world!
what? You ask such a useless person that there are still beautiful women to marry him anyway? There is no justice! Hey hey, don't be angry, don't be angry! This wife, nicknamed "tigress", is not a simple person! Therefore, Xiaohu Jiang successfully suffered from "henpecked husband"!
Just, are there really such useless people in the world? It's no use sticking your neck out for a friend? It's useless to make my wife and adults cry everywhere? It's useless to fulfill my grandfather's wish that has already passed away perfectly?
it's really-the fog is so thick that it's hard to tell, and it's true when it's true and false.
spin a thousand pieces of silver, all of them come back!
Introduction: Martial Arts+Romance (published)
"Thousand-handed teaching is based on one's ability, and the surplus wealth in the world is used by me. The wealth in the world is inexhaustible. Even if you spend a lot of money, what's the harm?"
"Thank you, Master, for giving me the name. I will ask Jin to return it."
"Why not add a canon? Mama of nonsense, this teach attending your sin! "
when it's over, the crowd dispersed.
In the past, the man was scared and stood respectfully at the foot of the steps, waiting for the leader to come back and punish him. But when Jin came back, he had already taken what he said as fart and went to the stream to find his "little friend".
"You are an idiot if Kim comes back."
"yes."
"I am the one who likes you best"
"Yes."
......
—— A story about a thief and a little girl
Thunder Crossing the Sky Part I
Introduction: Martial arts romance+suspense+crossing, slightly spoofed (published)
What is thunder
Strictly speaking, thunder is a natural phenomenon
But with the progress of the times, it is natural. It often appears in TV series and novels with a very high probability
What is a thunderbolt
To borrow Baidu's explanation, it means that when I see some words, my mind suddenly explodes, and I feel like I have been thundered
Again, it is a very serious and serious work full of educational significance, full of academic atmosphere and artistic height (my personal opinion is for reference only)
Introduction to: But it was done, a love affair. Don't ask about the past life in this life, you are confused and stupid.
the bright moon is round several times, and the world of mortals is full of people. Laugh at Heng E and regret it. There are gods in heaven and ghosts in the earth, but they are not like human beings.
The above two sentences are oily and slightly illegal, which can be ignored:) This topic is graceful and graceful, and Xiao Shu is also trembling when he looks at it himself, but someone says, you think I want to see it on this topic-! This article is absolutely bloody, but the plot should still be special. A small part of the plot is adapted from local folklore. Some things about Taoism are real, some are fictional, and the grades are different. Hehe, there are many such articles in Jinjiang. You just read the story.
Introduction: Xuanqi+Folk Story
Copywriting:
As the saying goes: It's better to lie down alone "
Lotus holding the moon
Tiger going down the mountain
...
The ancient mysterious story, if there is love that is hard to give up if there is nothing, a bride is robbed of her parents, and she is caught in a dangerous dispute.
The strange blind old man next to the stone mill, the smile of the cold night son, and the mysterious master around her. But I'm still willing to exhaust my afterlife for you.
Just think that he is concerned
Just think that you are heartless
True or False
If we meet, we will not fly together
Blue sky and clear night
. Some friends said that the title of this article was too common, but I couldn't think of a more appropriate one for the time being. Yishan's poems are famous for their implication. This blue sky and long night sounds too sad and lonely, but Xiao Shu wants to use this sentence to write another open and free artistic conception:) Note: some plots in this article are based on folk stories, and the feng shui in this article is purely based on folk legends, which is by no means authentic Feng Shui.
The Legend of Mohist Society and Society
Introduction: Martial Arts+Reasoning
Copywriting:
Tune the song head and preface
Life and death are far away, so plan ahead for the truth and falsehood. Doubts are uncertain about success or failure, and the sea asks Hong You. A few swords and swords, a few feelings and enmities, it is difficult for the Lord to go and stay. Greed for what is in the cup pours out the worries in the world.
a cry, a laugh, a drink. Before the Jianghu is old, I remember the Spring and Autumn Period. Regain the blood of Dan Xin, and write about romance with pleasure on the basis of the residual light of guyan. Earn all the tears, white young head.
Hehe, don't be scared by the preface. The middle of this article may be a little heavy occasionally, but the overall tone is definitely relaxed and happy, so the earliest martial arts novels read by Mr. Gu Long are mostly based on relaxed background music (you can turn on the stereo when reading, and occasionally have background music in chapters), so you are keen on novel writing today, so I come to the preface of Gu Long style to express my nostalgia for that young time:
What is the Mexican society? Frankly speaking, it is two men and a woman.
A man in a white crane often appears in a novel, and a colorful man like a rooster is vulgar.
if this team is joined by a woman like a man, it will be more vulgar.
There are a few people in Mohist society, but it is absolutely noticeable in Jianghu, because the strength of these three people is more useful than hundreds or even thousands of others combined.
They are friends and United, so they are all famous in the Jianghu. Those proud heroes can never compare with
If you ask what history and dynasty this is, I don't know. In short, it just exists. You can insert it before or after any dynasty in your imagination, and this society is very rich, because I think it is more imposing for the heroes to throw tens of thousands of dollars at will than to throw a few dollars at will.
heavy purple
Introduction: Xianxia+Romance
In p>21, the author wrote a new New Year's greeting article, the theme of which was Xianxia and Mentoring, and the copy was:
"Little worm, you won't like this day, so don't become a demon."
but uncle doesn't know that everyone wants her to become a demon except herself
"You never believe me."
it's not unbelief, it's something else he can't afford. Only she can afford it.
"Do you want me to forgive you, unless there is a landslide in South China and the four seas are exhausted?"
When he finally came towards her with open arms
She just laughed, without joy or expectation, just stood there laughing.
Two generations of master and apprentice, three generations of demons, vicissitudes of life, deep feelings, love and hate? Why don't you make him fall in love with the South China Mountain, and the four seas will be exhausted? How can you plan to give birth to immortals and demons in the future?
I am most afraid of looking back, the sky is clear and the moon is blue, and I will go home and embrace each other for a moment.
If the stars are beautiful, I hate waves.
I like Li You in Crossing the First Husband best, which is very talented and funny.
Snow has passed through the Ming Dynasty.
Xue Fei, though extremely beautiful in appearance, was very unpopular and was bullied in the palace. And she, a modern woman, will not bow to evil forces!
Zhu Di, who makes people feel moved, makes people feel distressed. If you don't know their fate, it would be great. How should Sang Qing choose?
what? Zhu Di, he died before the Northern Expedition? It's not true!
With the efforts of Sang Qing, she returned to the Ming Dynasty and became a little maid-in-waiting beside Yunwen. She has been looking for opportunities to sneak out of the palace and put Zhu Di's fate on the right track.
without her peerless beauty, she seems to have been forgotten by everyone. Allow Wen to let her go back to Zhu Di in exchange for letting her steal Zhu Di's military code. . . . . .
Zhu Di, can you recognize me when you don't see the face you are familiar with?
Crossing: Today's Princess is Better than the Past (End)/Moussa
In order to save the life of a loved one, she cut off her love with her sword! Then came the crazy revenge that almost killed her.
just cross it. it's the wind anyway.
it's better to stay in the cold palace, be quiet!
but why is it that even the cold palace is so popular these days?
One moment, jealous harem concubines show WEI, and the other moment, arrogant maids come to dominate.
Sleeping can also be molested by people, and these people are all the same. They take advantage of it and pat their ass and leave. Don't even say the least goodbye.
they bully us, don't they?
The text of "The Little Escaping Princess of the Allure"/Qiushui Linger
She-traveled to ancient times, inexplicably became a princess of national subjugation, and suffered humiliation, but still lived tenaciously and confidently.
She is kind, beautiful, lovely, confused and sometimes a little white.
She is full of longing for beautiful love, but she doesn't know who her true love is.
The passage "The Little Beggar Crossing"/Bu Ying
It is said that others cross the path of either a beauty or a princess, and the way of crossing is relatively normal.
Why didn't I tell you that I was dressed in rags after crossing? Actually, it was because someone who was wicked and didn't smoke took the manhole cover away, which caused me to fall into the sewer and cross it ~ ~ ~. And why did that hole become a normal sewer after I arrived in ancient times?
Then, a handsome man with a handkerchief was named Bubucheng.
"Dreams Fall in Datang: Flowers Settle"/A Quiet Moon is Bright
When I wake up from my dream, I'm actually the third idiot of the Rong family in Datang.
Is it history that has changed me?
or am I changing history?
in the vast catastrophe and the world of mortals,
whose gentle smile is guiding the road ahead of me?
The passage of love is a different time and space/the season of flowers fading
I pushed a man who loved him but he didn't love me down a cliff, but became the emperor of another dynasty.
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