Need a lot of jokes! If it's good, add a reward ~

It must be the first time for everyone to see it. I didn't expect it to hurt so much. I was lying in bed waiting for him, and he gently told me to relax. Then I watched him enter my ..........., and then I saw my blood ... It really hurt. I really can't resist this strong temptation. When I put it in my mouth, licked it and bit it, it came out and dripped on my face. When night falls, I feel uneasy! I hope that hard thing enters my mouth ~ gently ~ back and forth ~ up and down ~ twitch! It makes my mouth foam every time. 4. Many nights, you snuggled up to me gently and stroked me with your little hand ~ You sucked my precious body fluids from your delicate place with your little mouth until you were satisfied, and then you were willing to let go and leave tonight. Whenever I can't stand the need for you, you always touch my skin with experience, get wet with your fingers ~ and then poke hard. Until the liquid is injected into my body. 6. When you open your little hole, I will immediately insert the stick into your little hole. ............. is deeper! The sprayed liquid overflowed, ah! Outward flow ................... 7. Hurriedly carry you to bed, slowly unbutton your pants, quietly take off your underwear, and gently kiss your denomination to tell you ... 8. Since I met you, I have fallen in love with you deeply! Your fragrance will always be in my mind, and my fiery passion will always be on my lips! 9. Remember that night? We sat face to face without saying a word. You touch crazily, I touch crazily, so long. Suddenly you let out a cry ... 10. Every time I see you protruding, I can't help fiddling with my fingers and pressing gently from below until my head is twisted hard and I spit out that disgusting sticky liquid ~ ~ 160. That really killed him. Although he is a strong young man, dozens of tests are an arduous task for every man! Indeed, among the men she has met, he is really a top player. Although he is a little careless, it is this rough feeling that she likes. Every time I look at him, I concentrate on her happiness, and a sense of happiness moistens her. She is such an easy-to-satisfy woman, and he knows it well, which is why he can't help pleading and agreeing to her dozens of times every night. Woman: "Honey, you are amazing, I …" Man: "Don't say that. I'm glad to make you happy. " Woman: "so ... honey, can you do it again?" I ... I want more ... "Man:" You want more ... but this is the seventeenth time tonight ... I'm ... I'm very tired ... "Woman:" Woo ... whatever ... I want more ... "Man:" Well ... let's go. " Woman: "Hmm ..." Woman: "Ah ... a little to the left ... Ah, yes ... Take your time ... Ah, no ... no ... a little to the right ... Yes ... this is the place ..." Man: "12. It's dawn I opened my eyes slightly and saw a piece of blood! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, they are actually seven! And now they have succeeded one by one, sleeping soundly with satisfied smirking. I suddenly understood what happened last night ... these seven animals! They are leaning there, and the guy under them is still carrying my blood! Touching the swelling on my body, I don't know how I was unconscious when I was inserted by these seven guys. I slept like a log last night. However, it is too late to regret. They got what they wanted, and I lost what I could get. I really want to rush up and tear them apart, but what can it do? The only thing I can do now is. 2. "Hey, boss, another popsicle!" 3 ............! Brushing your teeth is really comfortable! 4. Dead mosquitoes came in ...................! 5 ... nurse! Would you please hit it gently? It hurts ... 6. Sir! Fill it up with No.95 unleaded gasoline, and the total is ***500 yuan ... 7. "Baby, come here in a different position ... Mom will change your diaper! Good boy! " 8. Thank you: the spicy chicken wings of KFC 9. "Ah ... all over, eat hu! "10. Damn acne! 165438+ ! PS: Did you guess right?