Who can tell some funny jokes (preferably serious)

There was a man named onion, and then he cried as he walked.

2.a Q: "I heard that you are asking a psychologist to see a doctor. Do you think it will help you? "

B replied:

"Of course. A few weeks ago, the phone rang and I was afraid to answer it. But now, I will answer the phone if it doesn't ring. "

2.

Two tomatoes go shopping,

The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, where are we going?

The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again.

The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again.

The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk?

3.

A plane flew past a mental hospital and the captain burst out laughing. The stewardess was puzzled and asked, Captain, what are you laughing at?

The captain said that they would be anxious to know that I had escaped.

4.

One day, a match was walking in the street, and its head was itchy, so it scratched and hit! Later, he was taken to the hospital and came out as a cotton swab ~!

5.

There is a kind of candy, and the legs are weak when walking. Do you know why?

Because it's fudge.

6.

Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee?

Xiaomei said: right hand

Xiao Hong said, Oh, that's very kind of you. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon.

7.

Three white rabbits picked a mushroom.

The two big ones let the small one get some wild vegetables to eat together.

Small theory

I'm not going. /I won't be there.

I have to go now./I'm leaving now.

You will eat my mushrooms.

The two big ones said

No.

Don't worry about it

So the rabbit went.

Half a year has passed

The rabbit hasn't come back yet.

A big one said

It's not coming back.

Let's eat.

Another big one said

Wait a little longer ~ ~ ~

A year has passed.

The rabbit hasn't come back yet.

Two major discussions

Do n't wait

Let's eat.

Just then.

The little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle.

Say angrily

Look! I know you want to eat my mushrooms.