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500-word joke composition when reading.

Books have accompanied me through twelve spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the years of growing up are always filled with books. When I was a baby, I took pleasure in tearing books; After being sensible, there are books to accompany; When I am depressed, books give me comfort; When I am happy, this book will be shared with me. ...

Once, my father and I passed by the bookstore, so we went in and robbed it and bought a large bundle of books. When I got home, I couldn't wait to "divide the spoils". Gee, there is a book called "How Steel was Tempered" among the books. I put it in my father's study without thinking. The next day, I woke up and found this book lying on my desk, so I ran over and asked my father, "Dad, why is this book on my desk?" "Because this book is just right for you!" "no! This book is clearly written for steel workers, I don't do this! " Dad laughed after listening and said, "Illiteracy is really fearless!" "From then on, I began to read and decided to read more.

I like the romance of the Three Kingdoms best. I know that Guan Yu rode a red hare, Zhang Fei used a snake spear, Zhao Yun's killer weapon was a blue steel sword, and Lu Bu painted a halberd, which was the best in the world. It really fascinated me. What amazes me most is the stalwart height of these ancient heroes. Zhaoyun is eight feet tall, which is 2.66 meters, while Guan Yu is 2.99 meters. According to this calculation, Lu Bu is ten feet tall, reaching 3.33 meters. I'm confused. If they go to the NBA, they will be banned if they don't dunk. Even the little giant Yao Ming, who is 2.26 meters tall, can only sit on the bench forever.

I'll ask my dad. My dad said that the ancient and modern algorithms are different, and I can't tell the exact figures. Although I didn't make a big joke, I still couldn't put down the correct answer. Hey, I can look it up online! The network is really a treasure house of knowledge. Divide three times five by two and you get the answer. In the Three Kingdoms period, one foot was equal to 24.2 meters, but now one foot is equal to 33.3 meters.

It's good to read! Only in this way can book knowledge be internalized into one's own gains.

Books are not wine, but more intoxicating; Scholars are not famous, but more sober; Books are not flowers, but they are more charming. We should read more books and read good books. Let's put wings on the dreams in the book and let them fly higher and farther!