Who has super super funny jokes, not vulgar, not too long, as many as possible, to be super funny!

A friend is timid and secretly loves a goddess. One day,

Finally, I couldn't help but confess, and then I drank a lot of wine and got up the courage to find the goddess.

The goddess was very surprised and then agreed!

But when he woke up the next day, he didn't remember to confess, and then he continued to secretly love the goddess. ...

One day I chatted with a goddess on the Internet. The goddess asked, "Why do you like me?"

I replied, "a chicken is rare in a lifetime."

The goddess' head will soon turn gray.

What I want to say is that it is rare to have a confidant in life.

Nima, evil input method ...

Hall: "Hello, 10086? My mobile phone was swallowed by a dog. What should I do? "

Customer service: "Sir, is this the phone number?"

Hall: "Yes, what should I do?"

Customer service: "Excuse me, sir, are you talking to me with a dog now?"

Little a: "dad, mom says you only think about women."

Dad A: "Silly daughter, don't listen to your mother."

Little A: "Dad, I am your son!" " "

My boyfriend said to me, "Do you know why we are predestined friends? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago.

It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me.

This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin. "

Me: "Get out!"

In fact, it is not easy for teachers to do it. Today, I went to school to substitute for the fifth grade. The students especially like me!

When class was over, my classmates asked me for contact information, so I wrote the QQ number on the blackboard.

Suddenly a male classmate stood up and called me, "Husband!" .

I asked him, "What did you say?"

He said, "I am your daughter-in-law on CF!"

I'll go, and this school can't come again!

Being a best friend, the boyfriend is very dull.

Two people travel in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and their girlfriends get carsick. When they get off the bus, they throw up, and their boyfriends just stand aside.

The girlfriend saw the boy next to her patting the carsick girl on the back and angrily yelled at her boyfriend, "You slapped me!" " "

Her boyfriend paused, and then took out the camera from his bag.