Encyclopedia of English tasteless jokes: "Why not?"

My high school classmate came back from other places and opened a hairdressing shop. He wants me to help him with the guests. Special discount.

So I recommended my best friend and colleague to several places to apply for a card, and my classmates were interesting enough. He only received half the money from my card and gave me a gold card for hair care.

After half a month, I will go to the door of the store to write a facade transfer. Students can't contact! Damn it, damn it, damn it.