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Three thousand harem beauties. Why did Emperor Tongzhi still like visiting brothels?

Emperor Tongzhi loved visiting brothels, partly because he inherited Xianfeng, but the main reason was that Cixi was too strict with his son. Emperor Tongzhi couldn't decide whether he lived in the harem or was in power, and his heart was inevitably depressed. As a result, whoring became an outlet for him to release pressure, but he was afraid that he would meet a minister, so he got a low-level fireworks place to go whoring and finally died of sexually transmitted diseases.

First, Tongzhi's father Xianfeng has a hobby of whoring.

Emperor Xianfeng of Tongzhi enjoyed three thousand beauties in the harem, but he was still not satisfied. He once fell in love with a young prostitute at the same time as the priest. Xianfeng often called child prostitutes into the palace, so that he was dissatisfied with the minister who fell in love with child prostitutes and wrote an outspoken exhortation. But after reading the book, Xianfeng said that the minister was jealous and ignored it. With such a romantic father, comrades will certainly inherit some genes that love visiting brothels.

? Second, the mother controls Tongzhi's harem life, which makes Tongzhi's private life dull.

Although Tongzhi came of age, Empress Dowager Cixi arranged several beautiful women for Tongzhi's harem, but it doesn't matter whether these beautiful women are queens or concubines. Not only that, Tongzhi doesn't count which concubines must sleep today. Looking at the concubines in charge of sleep, Tongzhi's mind immediately came up with her mother's overbearing face. Why are you interested in having sex with these concubines? However, the needs of young comrades can not be met, and of course we can only find another way.

Third, I am depressed because I can't be the master of all previous dynasties.

When Xianfeng died, Tongzhi was only six years old, and all political affairs were discussed with the Empress Dowager * * *, but later Cixi dealt with eight ministers and monopolized power, so Tongzhi became an adult. Although he is an emperor in name, all political affairs seem to have nothing to do with him. He sits on the emperor's throne like a mascot. How can he not be depressed or depressed? He needs an outlet to vent his bad feelings, and this place is a brothel.

Four, visit the brothel, you can find fresh excitement.

Brothel should not be the place where the emperor came, but there is no mother's bondage and nothing to worry about. Tongzhi sneaked out of the palace and met a brothel woman. Fresh and exciting, you can also play with them at will and make them obey you. This really made Tongzhi want to stop, but in order not to be known by the ministers, Tongzhi also chose a more cautious way, that is, not to go to some advanced places to set off fireworks.