Copy humorous classics to girlfriends.

Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

2. "What were your last words?" "Can you try another doctor? I always feel that I can live. "

3. You are the only one.

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It's normal not to meet someone you like as a teenager, but you will find that you probably won't.

4. Look back when you are scared at night. What's terrible? What if you're not alone?

We are so close, and you take care of me like this. Tell you the truth, no matter what you do in your next life, I will pull weeds for you to eat.

Sure enough, chatting with people should not be too perfunctory. Just now my roommate said that my girlfriend likes to talk in her sleep. I casually replied, I know, now the atmosphere has become.

Very subtle.

7. Money is not everything, it is.

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Nineteen can, the remaining one can, and can't feel the pain of poverty.

You know, one day, you will eventually become someone you hate. I hate rich people. Put in a good word for you.

When I saw a beggar shaking me with money in a bowl in the street, I thought I was showing off my wealth.

10. When I was young, I expected to grow up. Who knows that when you grow up, you will grow up endlessly. The elder has gained weight, and there is a feeling that the brakes are broken.

XI。 My goal in life is

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When I was ten years old, I owned my own house in Beijing. Now I have finished half of my goal: I have done it.

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Ten years old.

12. My wife quarreled with me today and kept scolding me. I really can't stand it. I pointed at her angrily and shouted, "If I hadn't seen you beautiful, gentle, kind and lovely, I would have broken up with you!" " Scold her speechless.

13. My friend actually said I was black. I used to slap him in the face just to secretly protect you!

Fourteen. "You and your mother are so poor, why do you want me?" "Hey, I wanted to be born and raised for a few days to sell, but I have feelings for raising."

15. What should I do if I find my boyfriend has a Weibo trumpet and pay attention to my ex-girlfriend and beautiful women from several companies? God replied: divide it, this person's IQ is worrying and has been discovered.

Sixteen years old. Living so big seems to be for

Practice three things: don't talk nonsense, don't spend money indiscriminately, and don't lose your temper.

Seventeen. The streets are full of beautiful women and ugly men, and suddenly I feel very sad. Why do I grow up like this and still have no girlfriend? I am uglier than them.

18. I hope others will humiliate me with these words in my lifetime: how did you become so thin? What's the use of looking good? Don't you have some stinking money? Isn't it good to have a good husband?

Nineteen. "Don't just look for someone just because you are single!" "It seems that you can find it casually."

20. Girlfriend: Look at other people's boyfriends! Everyone eats his girlfriend's leftovers! Me: You fucking left some for me!

2 1. My mother always urges me to get married. I said, "Don't worry, you have to believe that there will always be someone waiting for me." Mom thought about it and asked, "How horrible?"

22. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

Twenty-three None of us are.

It's naive for a three-year-old child to argue with each other online. Why can't you fight Poké mon like an adult?

Twenty-four You are young, but you carry a lot of weight. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. Ugly, but beautiful.