What is the humorous sentence of eating durian?

Humorous sentences about eating durian:

1, eating durian will make you feel happy, plus you will have a rare holiday tomorrow weekend.

2, eating durian was rejected by her husband, saying that a beautiful girl likes something wretched.

3. When durian is ripe, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell into my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.

4, the taste of durian, delicious can not be delicious. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.

I heard that durian is ripe and ready to eat. It tastes like chestnuts, so my brain is short-circuited. Put the durian kernel in the microwave for a few minutes.

6. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.

7. I don't know anything until I really meet it. What I can say is nothing serious. Some words can't be said at all, just like a whole durian stuck in the throat, which can only be borne by one person.