Funny humorous inspirational chicken soup classic quotations short sentences (selected 80 sentences)

2. Who's here? Your people.

3, an encounter, it was an opportunity.

I hurt you, but I hurt my heart.

5. You made my dream come true.

6. Love is crazy, but not strong.

7. Come to Huatiancuo in the depths of the bamboo forest.

8. Kill you with what, dear.

9. See what the world is like, just to meet you.

10, my relationship with you is like-=-(husband and wife).

1 1, keep me, I promise to be fine.

12, not us, but men.

13, don't talk, listen to me, I love you!

14, I thought I was decadent, so I scrapped it!

15, young and frivolous, we are not suitable for family.

16, treat me with no attachments and let you wander the world.

17, we drank and strayed into the other side's restricted area.

18, expectation will retreat and disappointment will accumulate.

19, I don't want to hit the south wall, I want to hit my husband's chest.

You can stop looking at me, but you can't belittle me.

2 1, a thousand words, but you can't beat this number:.

22, like is like you, pure natural without adding.

23, they all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

24, falling in love is very troublesome, and I will trouble you later!

25. If you don't ask for it, you will feel at ease. If you don't do it, you will be safe.

26. I think it is very simple. Time is still there, and so are you.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

28. Dare you come with me? I support you, and I can support you!

29. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!

30. Who will call the police quickly? It must be illegal to look so good!

3 1, I am possessive, don't leave if you are close to me.

32. The moon has closed recently, so I'll say good night.

Everyone has the right to love beauty, so I love you.

34. Why doesn't the handsome guy who goes deep into the bone marrow pervert you?

35. The best in the world should belong to me, including you!

36. People are shouting, but the medicine can't stop!

Your smile lit up the whole room, so I had to come over.

38. I'm really sorry if the routine touched you. I did it on purpose.

If you are not sincere, don't come into my life at will.

Don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.

4 1, if I hadn't met you, I would have been fine alone.

42. Let me go deep into your bones and be with you.

43. How many Huangmei operas do I have to sing before you are willing to match me?

44. There is no right way or evil way. I can't live without you.

45. I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage.

Actually, I'm not that tall I was just sitting on my wallet.

47. If the whole world betrays you, I will betray the whole world for you.

48. I want to borrow a future from you and use all your warmth and love.

49, ranking, you are ugly, you rank first, I am handsome and free.

50. In the name of love, I sentence you to life imprisonment and carry it out in your heart.

5 1, I love you. If you don't mind, we will get the certificate tomorrow.

Cristiano Ronaldo can score a hat trick in Shang Yan, but I don't think you can.

53. Hey, who? My object is you, and you can only choose to agree.

54. Do you know what the imperial edict is? Everything you said to me?

55. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.

Dear, grasp our present, and no one can predict the future.

57. I met you after such a detour. I know your importance better than anyone.

58. Maybe you are not perfect, but at least I think you are the best.

Suppose fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

A story always has an ending, but not everyone has an ending.

6 1, there is one of the scariest books in the world, and that is the marriage certificate.

62. Life drives me like a man. Tell me how to be an innocent girl again.

63. The rain stopped and the weather cleared up. You sweep the house slowly, and I'll sweep the world for you.

64. Every time I read the chat record with you, I am happier than reading the salary slip!

65. I'm actually a playboy. I like you every day and all kinds of you.

66. No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.

When I am old, I can't move. Now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm.

68. posing is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a sign of youth!

Be careful when crossing the grass, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month.

70. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

7 1, there is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human art in this century!

72. I have a friend whose birthday is today. I can't buy him anything. When I am capable in the future, I will find another friend.

73. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

74. Do you know that you are particularly like a child? I'm not saying you're naive, let alone cute. I'm just saying you look like my son.

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

76. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your strength.

78. When a girl is young, she always has a princess dream. I hope the prince can be with her in the future. I didn't expect to find out when I grew up that it was not the prince but Mr. Wang who was with her.

79. In our daily life, we should always say: Sorry, please, thank you. This can enhance feelings. I'm sorry, I have no money with me today. This meal is on you. Thank you.

80. Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his looks. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life. I hope I am lucky enough to stay with you all the time and not be replaced.