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He stabbed you in the back and turned to ask if you hurt?

He stabbed you in the back,

Then put the knife in my hand,

Looking at me in horror,

Run over and ask you if it hurts?

The most terrible thing in this world is not the real bad guys, but the fake good guys. If we meet real bad people, we can be on guard everywhere, but we can't guard against fake good people.

This could happen to everyone at school. Because of some trivial things, we had a fierce quarrel with your classmates, and even had a big fight and talked to each other. After being dragged away by your classmates, you can roll with the punches and roll with the punches, but some real bad guys will tell the teacher that they are afraid of chaos in the world, and when you two face the teacher, you will inevitably excuse yourself and grieve for the revolutionary past. At this time, the person who hit you took the initiative to admit his mistake and put in a good word for you in front of the teacher. All the mistakes stop on yourself. I believe your teacher will give him a big compliment to his face at this time. I don't know how you react when you meet such a fake good man. If it were me, I really want to give him two feet in front of the teacher.

Angels are selfless, demons are greedy, but the soul is in the depths of the unknown.

What is behind every smile, we have no way of knowing. People who speak well to you are often cold-hearted and have no scruples every day. Your true friend is the one who hurts you from head to toe. I don't have a good word in my mouth, but my heart is extremely kind. You can't look at the surface. The real bad guys are not terrible, but the fake good guys are difficult to deal with.

A few days ago, there was a clip in Ode to Joy, in which Guan Guan's colleague was ill, but before the work was finished, he complained to Guan Guan that he was ill. She needs a good rest so that she can recover as soon as possible. Guan Guan advised her to go back to rest early, but her colleagues used the most vicious trick to let people take the initiative to help her finish her work. So you can't rest until you finish your work. Customs clearance is also forced, so we have to copy the half-done ones. I worked overtime to finish the work for her. I didn't expect my colleague's half copy to be discovered by the leader, but he pushed all the responsibility to Guan Guan and picked it up like nothing happened. Really good people, bad people are hard to prevent. ...

There is another kind of person who claims to be your friend. You tell her what she's thinking. On the surface, she thinks of you everywhere and comforts you in every way, but behind your back, she tells your story as a joke to others. In fact, sometimes the person who can hurt you most is also the person who knows you best. He knows where your weakness is and what your weakness is. If you don't agree with a word, you will swear, your words will be like a blade, and every sentence will hit your sore spot, leaving you with no strength to fight back.

I read a joke on the internet: you never know how many versions you will have in others' mouths, you never know what others have said to slander you to protect yourself, and you can't stop those unrealistic rumors. All you can do is ignore it, let alone explain it. People who know you will always believe you, and true friends will never stand on the wrong side, otherwise you won't know so many versions. My favorite sentence: If you are not blind, don't know me from others.

When an enemy becomes a friend, it is more reliable than a friend, and when a friend becomes an enemy, it is more dangerous than the enemy. It's good to know something, needless to say. It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate.

True or false, true or false, don't take it for granted, but smile.

The reason why a person is a good person may also be that he wants to be recognized by others. Xunzi said: the evil of human nature is both good and false. Although human nature is evil, people are kind, whether man-made or acquired. Although some people pretend to be good people for some benefits, cover up their true intentions and conceal the truth, time is the best weapon to witness a person's quality.

If you still can't tell the good from the bad, it doesn't matter. Who came into this world without being stabbed twice? If there is really a person who can pretend to be a good person all his life, then from a secular point of view, he is really a good person. If he can pretend, let him pretend, regardless of the trace. Wish! Him! Ping! Ann. (gnashing her teeth)

Text/Asian Tiandou