Help find some hilarious jokes that are a little longer.

The Dragon Boat Festival is coming, and my workplace gave me a box of milk and a bag of good Thai fragrant rice. A female colleague at my workplace asked me to help her move home after work. When we got downstairs, my colleague said: Said: "No one answers the phone. You wait for me downstairs. I'll go up and take a look. If my husband is here, I will ask him to come down and move. If he is not here, then I have to trouble you to help me move up." Everyone. They were all friends, so I nodded and said nothing.

After a while, a female colleague stood on the balcony of her house and shouted: "Come up here!"

I didn't hear it at first and didn't respond. I heard my female colleague shouting loudly: "Hey! My husband is not at home, come up quickly!"

As soon as these words came out, the neighbors were alarmed, and they all just came home after work. , the house was full of people, and everyone ran to the balcony to watch. As a result, I am no good in public, nor in public, and even less so when I leave. NND, there are still many people in the community who know me. I wanted to remind her not to shout: "What did you say?". Unexpectedly, my female colleague not only didn’t respond, she thought I didn’t hear clearly. She made a trumpet shape with her hands and put it in front of her mouth and shouted every word louder: “Did you hear that? My husband is not at home, hurry up. Come up, wait a minute!”

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After high school military training, One day, it was a Chinese class.

My deskmate didn’t come over for a break and fell asleep during class.

The teacher saw, "The sleeping classmate,

Please answer this question."

The classmate woke up in excitement, "I don't Yes..."

Teacher: "Pay attention, don't sleep anymore,

Sit down! Then student No. 53 will answer this question."

The deskmate stood up again: "Teacher, I don't know how to..."

The teacher was stunned, "Sit down, then classmate ××× will answer!"

The deskmate Then he stood up: "Teacher, I really don't know how!"

"Sit down! The Chinese class representative stood up and answered!"

The deskmate stood up again: "Teacher, I am the Chinese class representative..."