Suitable for girls who secretly love you.

Have you heard a joke that is suitable for a girl who has a crush on you? Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I brushed it in this life. Close friends like you and me, it seems that they didn't do anything in their last life, so they fucking turned back!

A man married a beautiful young woman at the age of 50. On the second day of his wedding, his neighbors saw the bride walking by the wall and scolded: "liar!" He is a liar. Before marriage, he said that he had savings for more than 30 years. I thought he was talking about money! " Humorous 1063

A man went to the car sales office, took out two thousand yuan and said, "buy a Santana." The clerk said in surprise, "What?" The man said, "Isn't Santana 2000 written at the door?" The clerk replied coldly: "Go to the opposite place where Mercedes-Benz 600 runs." Humor funny 337

There is only one ticket for 6383 Tortoise and Snake Garden. The tortoise got the snake around its neck. When entering the park, the eagle who cut the ticket said, stop. Both the tortoise and the snake were very flustered. The eagle said disdainfully, Look at your tortoise, still wearing a tie! Humorous donkey, donkey, donkey, Xiang Tiange and crooked neck. Cover the cage with a mouth and pull the cart on it. The traffic lights were indistinguishable and the police caught them. To ask where the donkey is, I am touching my mobile phone.

The sea is all water; Hell is a ghost; Sow, it has four legs; The fool looked at the mobile phone, and he grinned.

Looking for girls' jokes, my advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" " From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "

I am happy when you are happy, I am happy when you are happy, I am worried when you are thin, I am thin when you are sick, I laugh when you are strong, and I have money because I sold you, good pig, good pig.

I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

Want to be a minister, afraid of being robbed; Want to be a secretary, afraid of getting angry; Want to be a manager, afraid of giving gifts; Want to be a contractor, afraid of falling down; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid you're slow.

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It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry This is a gift from my immortal brother. From then on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid.

God knows you are thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no idiot in this world, and he created you by the way.

Since ancient times, a mathematical equation is correct (A = B, B = C), so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig!

I am anxious to send a blessing message to the girl I secretly love! It is better to send a short message than to send a song to express your feelings.

I suggest Zhang Zhicheng's secret love.

Who has a funny message for girls? Hello!

After spending some time with you, I found that you are a warm-blooded princess! Your face, although there are small beans, is white! Whiter than zombies! Unfortunately, you are not a zombie ... you have a nice voice! Do you know that?/You know what? No matter who listens to you, no one is anxious to die! By the way, I like you and want to make friends with you (you will be one of my standard friends)!

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Suitable for sending text messages to introverted girls. Hi, nice to meet you.

What are you doing?

Do you have a minute?

I want to ask you a question.

Have you had a meal hello

I will ... Are you interested in joining us today?

Let me treat you to Chinese food today.

Happy birthday/holiday

Let's go together.

What do you usually like to do?

I think since I am an introverted girl.

This language should be quiet, delicate and simple.

The tone should be slow, low and peaceful.

This is just a personal opinion.

For reference.

Ask for some hilarious jokes, not yellow ones, for girls. Thank you. One day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river. After fishing for a long time, I caught nothing and went home disappointed. But he didn't give up. The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, but it didn't fall. On the third day, the persistent white rabbit went fishing again. Just as he came to the river, a fish jumped out and said to him, if you use radish as bait again, you will die.

What will you do if you find that the girl who has a crush on junior high school secretly loves you?

Give a red envelope to the girl who has a crush on you. How much is appropriate can be 5.20, "I will love you". It's just a red envelope. I'm afraid she won't pay attention. Never mind what the other person thinks. Your idea is also very important. If you really like it, pursue it boldly ~ If you really like it, you must let the other person know. Secret love will never work out.

Love yourself before others, be confident and thick-skinned. Even if the other person is a perfect goddess or goddess, don't be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, afraid of being rejected or something, and boldly say what you like. Opportunities can only be given to those who strive for them. Even if you may fail in the end, at least you have tried and won't regret it in the future ~

I suddenly wrote this letter to a girl who has a crush on me. You will be surprised to read it. I hope you can read it carefully.

After a short acquaintance, I was deeply moved by your cheerful and straightforward personality and felt very different about you.

But at that time, I was ignorant and walked a tortuous road, which may also leave a bad impression on you. When I lost my way, I decided to forget everything in the past and start over, only to find that I was thinking about your face.

Nowadays, growing pains and life setbacks come one after another. I am physically and mentally exhausted, worried and depressed, and the only good thing in my heart is to miss you.

I really want to cherish you, but I haven't greeted you for a long time. I travel together. Now I have nothing, no handsome appearance, no rich family and no bright future. The pursuit of you has become an extravagant hope, and I am tortured.

I want two things from you, a sincere respect.

Polite refusal

I hope reading the letter didn't affect you.

I hate to say it, but I really like you! I really like you! How do you feel after reading it? Don't ignore me, okay? Waiting for your reply.

How to send text messages to girls who have a crush on Mid-Autumn Festival? The moon is shy. What do you want to do to solve your troubles? A short message, every word is true, the moon is waiting for you. A thousand thoughts come from afar, and my love is here. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!