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What sentences look poor without poor words?

1, you're here, I have the moon, the sun, the stars, the mountains and the seas, and after you left, I was as humble as dust and ragged!

Mom is not hungry, and dad is not hungry. You can eat.

3, warm two bowls of wine, a plate of fennel beans, and then put nine pence.

4, want to build a house, only two lines of tears and a force.

5, a blue shirt, a table and a chair, a pot of wine and two meats, talking about the world's major events on the scholar's spirit, but can't walk out of the pub and sweep the floor.