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Two children argue about 300 words in Japanese vernacular! Who knows ~
When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children arguing and asked them what they were arguing about.
A child said, "I think the sun is close to people when it first comes out, and far away from people at noon."
A child said, "I think the sun is far when it first comes out and near at noon."
A child said, "When the sun first came out, it was as big as the roof of a carriage." By noon, it's as big as a plate, isn't it far (it looks)
Small and close (looks) big? "
(Another) A child said, "It's cool as soon as the sun comes out, and it's like entering a bathhouse at noon. Isn't that as close as possible? "
The hotter, the farther away. Is it getting cold? "
Confucius can't decide (who is right and who is wrong). Two children laughed at Confucius and said, "Who said you were learned?"
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