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What are the weird and funny things in the gym?
The first interesting thing: I went to the gym to practice yoga one afternoon. Everything went on peacefully until one movement, which was simply lying down. Then the instructor said: "Okay~ now gradually relax your whole body." , relax your feet, relax your ankles, relax your calves, relax your knees..." Then I had an intuition and knew that the coach came over to wake me up! I actually fell asleep, fell asleep, fell asleep! ! !
The second interesting thing: One day I met a little fat girl about 1.6 meters tall in the gym. The coach took her to run in circles to warm up, shouting slogans while running. Come closer and listen carefully. of:
Coach: Who is the little fat girl?
Little girl: I am a chubby girl!
Coach: Who wants the vest line?
Little girl: I want a vest line!
Coach: Who has to suffer?
Little girl: I want to endure hardship!
Coach: Who wants to become a goddess?
Little girl: I want to become a goddess!
Everyone was happy when they heard it, but the little girl remained the same, running and shouting. The coach said that the little girl asked to shout like that, and the coach was a little embarrassed.
Later I heard that the little girl successfully lost weight and ran a marathon. I don’t know if she has any vest lines.
I write this not because I think that little girl is weird, but on the contrary, I admire her courage and perseverance.
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