Humorous sentences that laugh at someone's hair loss

1. I've been scratching my hair since I lost it recently. So big that I lost my hair so badly for the first time. I cried. Autumn has come, the leaves have fallen, and so has my hair.

2. Is it because other people lose their hair in different seasons? My hair is falling out, which makes my heart ache. If I rob it, I won't let people live.

3. Take medicine frequently every day, cook frequently, go to bed early and get up early, eat lightly, reduce the intake of drinks, and set five or six alarm clocks to remind me, all in order to lose two hairs.

I didn't sleep when the moon slept, and my hair hung to my heart.

5. Hair loss while blowing. Autumn is really the season of hair loss.

6, everyone has taken off the bill, I am awesome, I have lost my hair.

7. I keep telling myself that my hair loss will be so severe in autumn, but seeing this amount of hair loss, I may not last for several autumns.

8. I'm so smart and I haven't used a comb? .

9. Baldness didn't lose the battle.

10, getting rid of poverty is not as easy as hair loss.

1 1. I didn't cherish it when my hair was thick, and now I regret it.

12, even if there is one hair left on my head, I won't be so sad.

13, the only thing that can persist for so many years is hair loss.

14, the hair must be a girl, after all, women's universities don't stay.

15, if I were an angel, I should be an angel with hair loss.

16. I count sheep when others are insomnia. I count my hair. There are 345 hairs less tonight than last night.

17, people have three thousand worries, and I only have one thousand five hundred.

18, once simple things have become so complicated. Like long hair.

19. Because my hair is sparse, every hair of mine has its own name.

20. Who says I don't like sports? My hair has been falling freely.

2 1, my head is as bald as a machine gun.

22. Please cherish me when I meet you with this hairstyle, because it's really hair loss. Every time I meet you, it's a limited edition.

23. Does anyone want to spell their hair? I'm out. You're out.

24. Where there is hair, there is no hair on the head!

25. I have never seen any big waves, but I am really afraid of losing my hair.

26. Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair.

27. I love losing my hair so much that I feel like a dandelion in my last life.

28, proud, want money and no money, and now my hair is gone.

What bothers me is not love, but hair loss.

30, the summer wind, I will always remember, clearly saying that I am bald.