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1. There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Penguins pull out his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" When the polar bear heard this, he pulled off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold! Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident. Xiaoming lost another leg in another car accident. Xiaoming lost another leg in another car accident. In fact, Xiao Ming is a dog. One day, Chinese cabbage was walking on the road and felt very hot, so it took off one piece after another and lost itself. 4. A steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt very hungry, so he ate himself. Xiaoming and Xiaohong are deskmates. One day, Xiaoming borrowed a pen from Xiaohong, who said, "If you don't borrow it, you will die!"! "Then Xiaohong said," Oh, I'll lend it to you. "When Xiao Ming returned the pen to Xiao Hong, Xiao Hong really died. 6. Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf. The wolf said, "I want to eat you!" " ! !" Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb. 7. Xiaohua, did you use my pencil? Xiaohua: No, I'm useless. Bug: Are you really useless? Xiaohua: I'm so useless! Bug: Alas, you are the17th person to admit that you are useless. 8. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified? When buying instant noodles. One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?" 10. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met in the street. Why don't they say hello (assuming they can talk) is because ... they are all strangers ~ ~ ~ ~11. Devil: God, can I be born again? God: Yes. Demon: I don't want to be a demon anymore. I want to be as white as an angel and have wings, but I still want to suck blood. God: Well, you can be reborn as a nurse. 12. One day, a person met God, and God suddenly showed mercy and planned to give that person a wish. God asked: Do you have any wishes? The man thought for a moment and said, I heard that cats have nine lives, so please give me nine lives! God said: Your wish has come true! One day, the man was bored and wanted to say death. In short, there are nine lives lying on the tracks. As a result, a train passed by and the man was still dead. Why? Because that train had 10 cars, Xiaoming owed 200,000 yuan to the underground bank, and Xiaoming begged him to give up for a few more days. The man in the bank said, "Be sure to return it tomorrow, otherwise ... chop off two fingers;" The day after tomorrow ... chop 4; On the third day ... "Xiao Ming:" Don't you have to return it? " Banker: "no, you will become a tinker bell." 14, one person has a bad stomach. One day, he went to the Stomach Hospital and said to the doctor, "I pull everything, eat watermelon, eat cucumber and pull cucumber!" " The doctor thought about it and said to him, "I think you have to eat shit!" ""15. Three small animals are chatting in the forest. Pig said: nicknames are popular now, so you can call me pig in the future. Rabbit said: well, I'll call it rabbit. The chicken looked unhappy and said, I have something to do. /kloc-leave on 0/6 and go to the hospital alone. The doctor said that you should have a blood test, a urine test and a stool test. After a while, he came back and told the doctor that I had swallowed blood and urine, but the stool was really hard to swallow.

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