English weather jokes

Three students from Stern Business School of new york University are talking about the weather and health … Nancy is from Nanjing, Holly is from Hong Kong and Betty is from Beijing. It's hot today, isn't it? B: Yes. It's 95 degrees. H: This is considered normal in Hong Kong. That's true, but not in Beijing. I don't like working in hot weather. To make matters worse, I don't eat. B: It's true. This is good, because I can lose weight. H: But we need to spend more money on iced drinks and ice cream. N: I also experienced hot weather. Although Nanjing is also very hot, and I have been there for more than 20 years, I am not used to it. But hot weather helps. H: What's that? That ended my three-month hay fever. H: hay fever? Yes, me too. Let me tell you, because you are new here, Holly. You may experience it next year. A little allergic. You will sneeze, cough, shed tears, itch your eyes and so on. H: Really? It's new to me. Let me tell you in more detail. Everyone is allergic to something unique to different people. In America, there are many trees, grasses and weeds. They produce a lot of pollen when they are active in spring and early summer. When the weather is dry, pollen flies in the air. We will breathe air with pollen. Our immunity is unique, and we have been trained and used to the surrounding environment, including pollen. When we move to America, we need to take time to adjust our immune system to the new pollen. During the adjustment period that may take more than ten years, we need to endure hay fever. H: Then what should we do? B: There's a sty in it. Keep the doors and windows closed. Get some over-the-counter drugs. H: thank you! It's summer now. We don't have to worry about it. We will worry about air conditioning. If you use too much air conditioner, it will be noisy, and I can't sleep well when it is noisy. H: It's expensive, too. So we keep the air conditioner at a medium level. I don't like working in hot weather. I am slow. When I was in Beijing, my mother prepared many vegetables for me. I miss her more now. H: Be careful when using alternating current. We kept moving in and out, from one building to another. Every room and building has a completely different temperature from the outside natural temperature. We catch colds easily. I don't want to see a doctor here. It's too expensive and time consuming. Yes, it's a big deal. I have a long-sleeved shirt in my bag. I use it when I need it. H: That's a good idea. N: We will spend the season here.