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What are some things you didn’t know until you went to Shaanxi?

At the beginning of this century, I went to school in Xi'an after the college entrance examination. Of course, my college entrance examination results were not good, so I could only go to a general school, and the school kept it secret. The campus life in those years and the experience of this province are as follows:

First, the top ten weirdos of Shaanxi are not accurate.

One of the top ten weird things in Shaanxi is "women don't marry outside the country", which means that women in Shaanxi generally don't marry outside the city. But two of my female classmates have joined in other places, and they are still far away. A female classmate from Shangluo married our male classmate, whose home is in Zhanjiang, Guangdong. There is also a female classmate from Xianyang who went to work in Guangdong and married a local from Zhuhai.

Second, Shaanxi people are not very fond of home.

People say that Lenwa from Shaanxi love their family, but in fact Shaanxi people all over the country do. It is Shanxi people who love their hometown the most. To a large extent, Shanxi merchants who once traveled all over the world rarely come to the south of the Yangtze River, and most of them are active in the north. Actually, it’s not quite accurate. Shanxi people who love to eat pasta are particularly fond of home.

3. The pasta in Guanzhong that unifies the north and the south is actually the Roujiamo.

Xi'an is known as the "City of Pasta". The city's food once ranked second in the Asian food rankings. The food is also inclusive of all rivers. All major cuisines survive well in this city. From the food In terms of richness, Shaanxi cuisine is not very glorious, but the richness of the cuisine can indeed give a glimpse of the openness of the Tang Dynasty. Except for Roujiamo Liangpi, a local snack that unifies the north and the south, Guanzhong's Roujiamo is the pasta that best unifies the north and the south. However, the local star noodles have not been able to do this.

4. It usually rains every September when the autumn school term starts in Xi'an.

The city of Xi'an is known as the largest city in the northwest. In fact, the climate of this city is the same as the climate of the Huanghuai River Basin in the east. They both belong to the warm temperate semi-humid monsoon climate. In summer, the smell in the air in these two places is almost the same. All consistent. Xi'an has a special feature. It rains almost every September when the summer vacation starts. It's so strange.

5. Shaanxi has three kinds of humanities and cultures, but the local language is almost the same.

Shaanxi, like Jiangsu, is divided into three parts geographically and culturally. Shaanxi is divided into Northern Shaanxi, Guanzhong and Southern Shaanxi cultures, and Jiangsu is also divided into Northern Jiangsu, Central Jiangsu and Southern Jiangsu. The Loess Plateau in northern Shaanxi and the thick loess in Guanzhong, and the climate in southern Shaanxi are mild and humid. But the three-stage divisions in Shaanxi and Jiangsu are different. The local dialect of the people in Shaanxi can be understood by the entire province, but this is not the case in Jiangsu.

6. Fire Crystal Persimmon is actually in Zhang Yimou’s hometown.

Back then, our class went to Lintong to see the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. Later, after reading the introduction, we found out that Shaanxi persimmon persimmons are very famous. The Fire Crystal Persimmons are located in Lintong. In addition to being the eighth wonder of the world, this place is also the hometown of Zhang Yimou. It is worth mentioning that the apples and kiwis in Guanzhong are also quite good.

7. The local beauties in Shaanxi are very oriental, and the handsome boys in Shaanxi are of mixed race.

There are not many local beauties in Shaanxi, but once you find one, you will be very experienced. But the handsome guys in Shaanxi are all of mixed race, and they seem to have inherited the open and tolerant genes of the Tang Dynasty. For example, Zheng Jun, who sang "Cinderella" when he was young, was a handsome guy. Gao Xiaosong, a short, tight man, said, Zheng Jun has Hu ancestry!

As for what else you should like when you come to Shaanxi, you can say what you want. For example, the Shaanxi People’s Broadcasting Station was really unique back then. The urban villages were the most down-to-earth urban fireworks, Wa Hutong, and Yangjiacun, but Lao Wang hasn’t been there for more than ten years!

Only after I went to Xi'an did I realize that this place is not the north as I imagined. It has beautiful mountains and clear waters, a mild climate, and is also green in winter, just like the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River.

I can’t understand the dialect, it feels a bit like Sichuan dialect

One, steamed noodles, two, fried noodles, three, fried noodles, four, cold skin, five, from Xi’an Speaking of which, it’s very beautiful. Xi’an is a good place. You won’t know it until you go, but you won’t forget it once you go. I’ve been to Xi’an five times, it’s a good city.

First of all, I didn’t know until I went to Shaanxi that the giant panda, one of the national treasures, is in Shaanxi. When people think of the national treasure giant panda, the first thing that comes to mind is Wolong in Sichuan Province. In fact, many people don’t know the strength of Shaanxi Province.

The panda habitat with the largest population and density is in Shaanxi; the rarest wild giant panda is in Shaanxi; and the rare brown giant panda, "the beauty among national treasures", is also in Shaanxi.

The brown giant panda is an extremely rare mutant giant panda. There are only 5 brown giant pandas recorded in history. They were all found in the Qinling Mountains, an important habitat of giant pandas. , Qizai is the fifth brown giant panda in the world.

Second, among the provinces with similar area, Shaanxi is the province with the largest span from north to south. Only after I went to Shaanxi did I realize that people in Shaanxi love pigs far more than mutton. It is more accurate to say that no pig can leave Shaanxi alive than that no sheep can leave Shaanxi alive.

Thirdly, I learned after I went to Shaanxi that noodle restaurants and steamed bun restaurants in Shaanxi would not be able to operate without a bowl of raw garlic on the table. In addition, there are many kinds of chili, including vegetable oil chili, mutton oil chili, lard chili, which are also divided into large chili and thin chili.

Fourth, let’s talk about buckwheat noodles, which are one of the three unique noodles in Shaanxi. They are as famous as Lanzhou Ramen and Shanxi Sliced ??Noodles. Only after I went to Shaanxi did I realize that Shaanxi people are very unrealistic when it comes to eating. They talk about food as "snacks" but clearly show that every dish is the main course.

Fifth, I didn’t know until I went to Shaanxi that among Shaanxi summer delicacies, honey rice dumplings have an unshakable status. The rice dumplings are covered with honey and are ice-cold. The soda that many people in Shaanxi have grown up drinking is called Bingfeng Soda. Bingfeng Soda only has an orange flavor and is very refreshing.

Sixth, I didn’t know until I was in Shaanxi that “xx steamed buns” was a fill-in-the-blank question. Even if you encounter famous delicacies from various places, you won’t be afraid of steamed buns, such as using steamed buns to sandwich large plates of chicken, stinky tofu, spicy hotpot, etc.

Seventh, I didn’t know until I went to Shaanxi that most people in Xi’an eat beef steamed buns instead of mutton steamed buns. This incident even made a joke when I first went to Xi'an.

When you go to Shaanxi and come to Mu Us, you will find that the desert has turned into an oasis, the northern Shaanxi plateau is also full of green, the cave dwellings in Yan'an are warm in winter and cool in summer, and the Ansai waist drum is noisy. The majestic Hukou of the Yellow River.

I went to Shaanxi and saw the famous Dashan Pass in ancient Chencang, the largest bronze museum in China. The vastness of Guanshan Pasture, the splendor of Famen Temple, the beauty of Dashui River, the majesty of Jiulong Mountain, the magnificence of the Daqin Mountains, and the thousands-mile sea of ??clouds in Taibai Mountain

When I went to Shaanxi, it was like a Hanzhong scroll. The sea of ??rapeseed flowers, the tranquility of Jinsixia Canyon, the mystery of Zhongnan Mountain...

In short, there are many unexpected surprises for you, friends from far away! Damei Shaanxi welcomes you!

First, Shaanxi is just a geographical concept, because the cultural and linguistic differences between the north, central and south are so different that they are like three provinces.

Second, Xi'an is not cold in winter. It is rainy in spring and autumn and has high humidity. It is not like the "Northwest" at all.

Third, the surrounding area of ??Xi'an is a veritable "City of Landscapes" with beautiful green waters.

People in Shaanxi are really hospitable and love eating noodles. It’s so delicious.

When people hear about Shaanxi at first, they always think that it is a scene outside the Great Wall in the northwest where the sky is filled with loess and the wind and sand cover their eyes. In fact, from the geographical point of view of our country, Shaanxi is located in the geographical center of our country. Only the traditional division of Shaanxi into the northwest gives people a special impression. Here we mainly talk about the natural environment and customs of Shaanxi, and we will not describe the history and culture that everyone is familiar with.

Shaanxi is generally divided into three major regions: Guanzhong, southern Shaanxi, and northern Shaanxi due to its complex and changeable terrain and diverse climate. Although they all belong to Shaanxi, they have different climates, landforms, customs, food customs, etc. Same, big difference. Hanzhong, Ankang, Shangluo and other places in southern Shaanxi are geographically located south of the Qinling Mountains. Since ancient times, rice has been the staple food. Fishing rice is abundant. They look like Jiangnan water towns. Their tastes, languages, and customs are all biased towards Sichuan and Chongqing. Guanzhong is located between the Qinling Mountains and Beishan, with flat terrain. The 800-mile Qinchuan River refers to the land of Guanzhong. The Wei River flows through Guanzhong, and is dotted with large and small rivers (although many of them are now dry). It is my country's traditional main production area of ??grain and fruits. It has the reputation of "Land of Abundance" in ancient times. Biangbiang noodles, Roujiamo, Saozi noodles and other traditional delicacies are mainly spread here.

Northern Shaanxi is located on the Loess Plateau, with a dry climate and crisscrossed ravines. Traditionally, grazing is the main activity. In recent years, due to the national policy of returning farmland to forest, animal husbandry has basically been withdrawn. The environment has recovered well. Basically, everything is green and the mountains are covered with greenery. Out of ink. Due to its landform and climate characteristics, northern Shaanxi mainly uses millet, potatoes and other grains as its staple food, which is similar to the diet in Shanxi and other places.

Shaanxi gives many people the impression that it is remote, poor and backward. In fact, this is only a one-sided impression, and the real Shaanxi is not like this. Shaanxi's economy is generally underdeveloped, but with the help of policy support from the country's western development and the Belt and Road Initiative, the economy has developed rapidly in recent years. Although it cannot keep up with developed areas such as the eastern coastal areas, its development growth rate and per capita income are not low, and it is generally in the middle and upper reaches of the country. Of course, due to the influence and restrictions of the natural environment, Shaanxi's development is uneven in various places. The overall development of southern Shaanxi is relatively slow and the per capita income is not high. Northern Shaanxi is dominated by the energy industry. It is rich in natural resources such as oil, gas, and coal, and its per capita income is generally high. The Guanzhong area is a traditional agricultural area in my country and is home to a large number of industries. The overall development is balanced and has great potential.

Due to the importance of the national third-line construction and its geographical location, Shaanxi has a large number of military scientific research institutions and a large number of universities. Its overall scientific research strength ranks high in the country. Numerous military industrial enterprises in Xi'an, Baoji, Xianyang, and Hanzhong provide important guarantee and support for my country's national defense construction. Universities such as Xi'an Jiaotong University, NPU, and Xidian University have cultivated a large number of high-quality talents for our country and made great contributions to the country's modernization drive. Due to the special nature of the military industry, Shaanxi gives people the impression that agriculture is average and industry is backward, but in fact this is just an appearance.

If you want to truly understand Shaanxi, please walk into the land of Sanqin, feel its weight with your own steps, and explore its modernity with your own eyes.

Shaanxi is a good place.

The world-famous Terracotta Warriors and Horses are located in Lintong, Xi'an, Shaanxi.

There is Huashan Mountain in the east, and the mountain is dangerous.

Huaqing Pool is at the foot of Lishan Mountain, with beautiful mountains and green waters. The climate is suitable and the air is fresh. The beautiful mountains and green waters cannot be exaggerated.

It is located in the Guanzhong Plain, with hard soil and thick soil layers. It is not located in a stratigraphic fault zone and has no destructive earthquakes.

There are many droughts but no floods.

The emperors of the Thirteen Dynasties all established their capitals in Chang'an. In ancient times, there were capable people and Feng Shui masters who would choose the site.

There is the Big Wild Goose Pagoda in Xi'an, from which Monk Tang set out to travel westward to learn Buddhist scriptures.

Shaanxi people are generous and love to sing Qin opera.

Speak close to Mandarin.

People in Shaanxi can survive without eating rice for ten days, but cannot survive without eating pasta for one meal.

Painted noodles, fried noodles, pulled noodles, donkey hoof noodles, loose noodles, thin noodles, wide noodles, stick noodles, Lanzhou beef noodles, Qishan whistle noodles, meat noodles, Huxian soft noodles .

Wanting to eat dumplings is also a trivial matter.

There are so many things to count.

Most people in Shaanxi like to eat steamed buns, and you have to eat a steamed bun to be full before eating a bowl of noodles.

Just eat the rice every few days to change the taste.

Rural people in Shaanxi like to carry a big bowl when eating, and like to chat outside the gate while eating.

He speaks in a loud voice and never speaks softly. Be honest and generous with others.

If you don’t sit up and squat down when you see an orange, the first thing you ask someone you say is “Have you eaten it?”

If there is no oil in the meal, the pungent will grumble.

The eight monsters will not be described in detail one by one.

This is the characteristic of Shaanxi people.