My life goal composition 700

I can spell words, and I have written more than 1000 words: a trip to Boshan.

Last Saturday, my fourth aunt and I drove to the museum and got on the bus to Boshan. On the way, my aunt asked our children to perform a program. I only performed one performance-singing and winning the prize! You all know the content. Let me repeat the lyrics! The lyrics are:

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go.

My aunt did a few brain teasers, so let me answer them first. I only remember two. The first brain teaser is: You can eat melons, pumpkins and watermelons, but what melons can't you eat? I grabbed this, and the answer was a fool, so I won another prize. The second brain teaser is: What is the secret of longevity? Because no one knows the answer to this question (except the aunt), I memorized it and finally announced the answer. The answer is: keep breathing.

Aunt also told a joke:

On one occasion, Tang Priest and his disciples flew by plane. The plane broke down on the way, but there were only three parachutes on the plane. What shall we do? The Tang Priest said, "Come and answer the question! Wrong answer, jump by yourself. " The Tang Priest first asked the Monkey King, "Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?" The Monkey King replied: "One." The Tang Priest said, "Ok, Wukong, this parachute is yours." The Tang Priest asked Friar Sand again, "Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?" The sand monk replied, "One." The Tang Priest said, "OK, Friar Sand, this parachute is yours." The Tang Priest asked Pig Bajie again, "Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?" Pig eight quit turned and jumped. The second time, Tang Priest and his disciples flew again. On the way, the plane broke down again, but there were still only three parachutes on the plane. What shall we do? The Tang Priest said, "Let's answer the question again! Wrong answer, jump by yourself. " The Tang Priest first asked the Monkey King, "Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?" Wukong replied "1949." The Tang Priest said, "Ok, Wukong, this parachute is yours." The Tang Priest asked Friar Sand again, "Friar Sand, how many people died in China, War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression?" Friar Sand replied, "2.5 million people." The Tang Priest asked Pig Bajie again, "Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?" Pig eight quit turned and jumped. The second time, Tang Priest and his disciples flew again. On the way, the plane broke down again. Pig eight quit to turn and jump. The Tang Priest said, "Amitabha, there are four parachutes on this plane."

We laughed so hard that our stomachs ached.

When we got off at Boshan, my fourth aunt and I went straight to the mountain. On the way up the mountain, I saw peach blossoms. The road up the mountain is full of mud or rocks. The first time I climbed the mountain, a fat uncle became a "deserter". Because he couldn't climb any more, he had to go back the same way. When we climbed the third mountain, we saw a big stone, so we asked passers-by to take pictures of me, my two aunts, my two uncles and my four aunts. I have a stick in my hand with a bag on it. It looks like a beggar leader. It is difficult to climb the last mountain, but it is fun. Climbing a mountain is really easier than going down!

Many people fell asleep on the way back. 99% people should be asleep! But I didn't sleep. At the time of separation, my aunt told another joke:

Germans, Americans, Japanese and China people got lost in the desert, hungry and thirsty. Suddenly, they saw the Arabian lamp god. The Arabian Lamp God said that he could satisfy one wish of the four of them. The German said he wanted a beautiful woman and sent him home. The Arabian lamp god satisfied him. The American said that he wanted a large sum of money to send him home, and the Arabian Lamp God satisfied him. The Japanese said he wanted a beautiful woman and a lot of money, and then sent him home. The Arabian lamp god satisfied him. China people said he wanted a bottle of Wuliangye wine and asked the three of them to come back and drink with him.

We laughed so hard that our stomachs ached.

How happy I was last Saturday!