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Altman plays chess in the bank. . .
Recently, there is a popular joke that women have two requirements for getting married: to be handsome and have a car; The computer helped her search and the result: chess. The woman refused to accept and booed: there must be a beautiful house and a lot of money; The computer helped her search again: bank. This woman is still unwilling to continue to enter the condition: to be cool and feel safe. Search results: Altman. Finally, enter all the above conditions, and the computer search shows that Altman is playing chess in the bank.
The irony of this joke is that modern people also follow the fashion, rely on the internet, blindly follow the so-called mass conditions, regardless of their own actual situation. However, many fund investors habitually search other people's investment behavior, are keen on popular funds on the Internet, and when they see friends around them talking about a fund, they follow suit without thinking about whether the investment object is suitable for their investment needs. .. his opponent is Superman in tights.
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