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Funny sentences about too much homework

Funny sentences to complain about too much homework

Funny sentences to complain about too much homework. When complaining, make fun of yourself according to the situation. It can not only liven up the atmosphere, but also make others have a good impression of you. , which can make you feel more relaxed. Here are some funny sentences I compiled for you to complain about homework. Funny sentences about too much homework 1

1. I have as much homework as a dog and no friends around me. I look up and see a single dog in front of me in the mirror.

2. Those who have a lot of homework can play cards. "A pair of Chinese papers!" "No!" "I want it! Four English papers exploded!" "Sorry, keep going!" "Three A history paper and a political paper!" "How about a bunch of math papers?" "Two comprehensive papers, Wang Zha! , "How much homework is there?" ""Not much, it only takes more than an hour to write the name."

4. Chinese is difficult, math is difficult, physics is muddy, history is poor, English is annoying, chemistry is bad, politics is pitiful, physical education is tiring, and there are many homeworks. Too many test papers, poor grades. Damn it, our youth is ruined like this!

5. There is a lot of homework in life, so I realized the truth of life: homework is the wife or husband you take home. , teachers are like father-in-law and mother-in-law. If you don’t love and care for me well, you will be tortured to death by their hard thinking, and I will love you well, Mr. Zuo.

6. We are not afraid of expeditions. Difficulty, thousands of rivers and mountains are nothing, there are too many Chinese homework, and there are tons of math homework! Genghis Khan is playing time travel, and he is dumbfounded when he sees the homework. There are so many homeworks, so many homeworks, so many homeworks!

7. Although we are active! Less, but we have a lot of homework. When looking for a school, we should choose one that allows us to attend more classes and take fewer vacations.

8. Life in the senior year of high school is monotonous and boring, and the process is not as easy as imagined. The homework is higher than the mountain, and the body and mind are exhausted for another day. Persevere until the end, and the sunshine will always come after the storm.

9. I can accept a lot of homework, but I won’t be happy if I can’t understand it.

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10. There is so much homework that I have to cry while writing.

11. There is so much homework that I want to jump off the building during the holidays.

12. If you don’t know how to write, you don’t know how much money is needed, and if you don’t know how to write, you will have a lot of homework in English and math.

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Even if we meet each other, we may not know each other, we have dark circles under our eyes, and we suddenly return to our hometown in a dream. We have high school friends and college dreams, and we are speechless.

14. Having a lot of homework, heavy schoolbags, and studying day and night is not because adults are ruthless, but the reality is cruel and growth requires sacrifice.

15. It’s hard work during the summer vacation. There are so many homeworks that I can’t finish them! Funny sentences about too much homework 2

1. My mother has taught me since I was a child to learn from the sea.

2. If I win five million, I think I should donate it to my own account.

3. I don’t count every day at work. Stars, sometimes you can also see the sunrise.

4. Even if love makes me fall again, the scar will still be a kind of pride.

5. I look up and see that love is not there, the whole universe. I shed tears.

6. You must look carefully when looking for a partner, because there are too many people who are neither men nor women!

7. God has not given me any great responsibility. It’s still hard on my mind and my muscles.

8. Where can I have an emotional life if I don’t even have a life?

9. I am a superman. The posture shines in this beautiful moment. Don't disturb anyone.

10. I am really a carefree person. As soon as the winter vacation left, I was thinking about the summer vacation.

11. The road to success is always under construction!

12. If you don’t eat enough, how can you have the energy to lose weight?

13. Please don’t call me evil, that’s to protect you secretly.

14. Because I broke up with the bed in the morning, the bed is now very cold to me.

15. Don’t look at me as thin, because I am full of muscles; don’t look at me as dark, as my face is full of brilliance.

16. If you want to reach for the stars, please look at your own altitude first!

17. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship" and I did the first four.

18. That night I held you in my arms and was in your ear. I asked you to wear that thing, and you said it felt good not to wear it. Now is the safety period, it’s okay... But what if the traffic police catch you without wearing a helmet?

19. Failure is success, setbacks are Damn success.

20. Many times you are just someone’s love partner rather than their love partner.

21. “The biggest advantage of getting older is: you no longer want the things you couldn’t get when you were young.”

22. The world All boys online are liars. Girls, whether they are pretty or not, will be cheated. The difference is that the lucky girl found a big liar who deceived her for the rest of her life. The unfortunate girl found a little liar who deceived her for a while.

23. If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice. If you don’t study for a week, you will start to get angry. If you don’t study for a month, your IQ will be lower than that of a pig.

24. Don’t cry at my grave. Dirty my path to reincarnation.

25. If she (he) says to you: "Forget me." You tell the other person: "I never remember."