Excuse me, did you encounter anything embarrassing when you went to the toilet?

I can still tolerate urination. I always think that my bladder is very flexible and will not explode no matter how hard I hold it in.

But it is not possible to defecate. My anal sphincter is relaxed. I feel that when I want to defecate, I cannot find the toilet within 10 minutes, and there is a danger of defecation in my pants. .

(Will this cause you to lose fans? Forget it, I don’t have any fans anyway.)

One time, before running in the morning, I felt like I wanted to go to the toilet. Maybe it was During that time, I had some constipation and didn't take it seriously. I thought I would be able to get rid of it after running. As a result, I was 2 kilometers out of the community, with no village in front of me, no shop behind me, and suddenly the urge to shit came over me, damn it! What can we do? . . . I quickly stopped running and started walking with my butt between my legs. I felt so bad that I wanted to die! I wish I could just take off my pants and shit them on the street right now! But we are human beings, we need dignity, and we are civilized people. I remembered that there is a public toilet on the bridge in front of me where I often run. Damn it! I really couldn’t hold it in anymore, and it seemed like my bowel movement came out! ! Ahhhhh! ! It really came out a little bit, but when I got to the toilet, I took off my underwear and threw it away! When I left, I wore outer pants! Oh, how sad.

Another time I drank a cup of herbal milk tea before taking the subway. After entering the subway, I felt my stomach growling. Oh my god, the queue for the toilet in the subway was endless. I can't have diarrhea. As a result, as soon as I stepped out of the subway station and the cold wind blew, I immediately felt like having a bowel movement! What should I do? There is no toilet here on Line 1, so I have to go up and transfer to the toilet on Line 2. As a result, I reluctantly went to Line 2 to find a toilet. Damn it! ! Finally found the toilet! There were at least 10 girls queuing in front of me, but there wasn't even a single one queuing in the men's restroom! I had the idea of ??going into the men's room again, but I still held back. After all, I had never been to the men's room. If I saw other men's genitals, where would I put my old face? !

I really couldn’t hold it in anymore, so I said, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I can’t hold it in anymore. I can’t hold it in anymore.” I said to myself and jumped in line, but the elder sister in front of me was kind enough to let me go first. On! Alas, I felt saved only after entering the toilet!

I think everyone has three urgent needs. There is no one who doesn’t go to the toilet when going out. Now KFC has become a public toilet in China. But the government still needs to build more public toilets to meet the needs of the people. There are only two pitfalls in KFC. The women's restroom is really suffocating. We also hope that public toilets can be built into gender-neutral toilets so that men can experience the feeling of queuing to go to the toilet. . .

(Sister Ma, don’t use your face like this, why don’t you give me a thumbs up... Wuwuwuwu...)

Just Jiang Zi.